sad trombone

you’re eric bogosian you’re like 70something and you think your days of being a big dick bisexual…

Sat, 06 Jun 2026 00:59:32 -0400

you’re eric bogosian you’re like 70something and you think your days of being a big dick bisexual are over and then you sign on to play a character on some vampire show and within three years you’re posting oldguy thirst traps that make assad zaman foam at the mouth in your instagram comments

figdays: Red tailed Catfish Figure // FoxLuuCreations

Sat, 06 Jun 2026 00:54:40 -0400

figdays:

Red tailed Catfish Figure // FoxLuuCreations

quirky fourth wall breaking character but theyre just fucking. wrong about the medium theyre in….

Sat, 06 Jun 2026 00:51:59 -0400

punkitt-is-here:

quirky fourth wall breaking character but theyre just fucking. wrong about the medium theyre in. they keep making references to cinematic techniques and directorial styles and the other fourth wall breaking character is like “dumbass we’re in a fucking comic book” and they are in a video game.

they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn’t work good.

Sat, 06 Jun 2026 00:46:36 -0400

doublism:

:
doublism:
they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn’t work good.
It just shifted to spanking your puppy’s ass, to make them take that thick knot. Like the good little play thing they are.
i don’t really think it’s like that at all

EVERYOBODY GET DOWN HES TAKING A CREATIVE LIBERTY

Sat, 06 Jun 2026 00:36:26 -0400

bewbin:

EVERYOBODY GET DOWN HES TAKING A CREATIVE LIBERTY

it’s crazy to me that every seed in existence is a little chemical computer taking readings of…

Sat, 06 Jun 2026 00:35:15 -0400

botanyshitposts:

it’s crazy to me that every seed in existence is a little chemical computer taking readings of temperature and moisture and minerals and all that to see if it’s able to grow yet and they’re doing crazy stuff like going into full dormancy and waiting for species-specific conditions etc etc and some seeds will do this in the size of a dust particle (see: orobanche) and some will pack in extra starch and food and do it in the size of a coconut or something… just dissected this flower seed at work that was a woody two-compartment capsule with one embryo per compartment, the whole seed a little smaller than a dime, and I swear to god it had a full soybean’s worth of embryo and food packed in there. it’s just unfathomable to me

are u gonna let me sit by ur feet and lean against ur leg or do u hateme

Sat, 06 Jun 2026 00:34:52 -0400

bennyshadow:

are u gonna let me sit by ur feet and lean against ur leg or do u hateme

If you’re struggling to write sex, write food. if you’re struggling to write food, write gore. if…

Sat, 06 Jun 2026 00:33:26 -0400

puppygirllaika:

puppygirllaika:
If you’re struggling to write sex, write food. if you’re struggling to write food, write gore. if you’re struggling to write gore, write sex. They’re all variations on the same themes.
it’s all sensation and consumption and intimacy. it’s all violence and beauty and taste. it’s all wild and animalistic and elevated by our humanity. it’s all deeply cultural and symbolic. it’s all enjoyed by every sense the body has to offer.

Fund A Kitchen in Gaza:

Sat, 06 Jun 2026 00:33:20 -0400

sheydmade:

Fund A Kitchen in Gaza :
Fund a kitchen is a free platform hosted by Humanti Project to promote and support local food kitchens, community projects, medical support, and other initiatives across Palestine.
Fund a kitchen aims to make finding and funding community kitchens in Palestine easier. The link above takes you a detailed database of grassroots community kitchens and food aid programs on the ground in Palestine, with the locations each initiative is operating in specified and the services and support each initiative provides detailed as well.
Featured kitchens include:
Gaza Soup Kitchen - currently operating 6 kitchens (two in Khan Younes and four between Al Zawaydah and Deir El Balah) to provide free meals in Gaza and running 3 mobile teams to distribute food, and are also distributing blankets and hygiene kits;
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Heal Palestine - providing humanitarian relief and long-term support to Palestinians in crisis, addressing medical needs and supporting health services, providing support for families facing food shortages, and providing shelter and aid to displaced peoples;
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+ many more organizations and initiatives (the above are just a small sample to serve as an example of services being provided).

walk into a room forget what you’re there for walk back out of the room into another room but now…

Sat, 06 Jun 2026 00:27:22 -0400

rimonoroni2:

walk into a room forget what you’re there for walk back out of the room into another room but now you’re not sure why you’re in there either. go do something else on your computer halfway through remember the original reason you walked into that other room just as you forget what you were about to do on your computer. close your computer return to the room you were in before retrieve the object you were looking for. forget what you’re doing in the hallway spin around a few times like that’ll jog your memory retrace your steps remember that you were walking back to your computer successfully return to your computer open it. why are these tabs open. why is this object in my hand again. spin around a few more times. ah yes. the computer charger is in my hand so i can charge the computer. walk to the outlet in the wall plug in charger try to plug it into computer. wrong charger. fuck

holding you close as you bleed out

Sat, 06 Jun 2026 00:25:49 -0400

lokaror:

*holding you close as you bleed out*
Yeah man… it was a good bit… it was a really good bit… really funny….

when a songs lyrics use repetition to signify growing desperation and emotion that additional words…

Sat, 06 Jun 2026 00:13:30 -0400

neurodivergent-loverboy:

thekidsarentalright:
when a songs lyrics use repetition to signify growing desperation and emotion that additional words wouldnt be able to convey
[GIF description: the first GIF shows a young woman pacing back and forth in an empty room, talking to herself in a frenzied manner. The second GIF shows an ape jumping onto a door frame and rattling the closed door. End description.]

I don’t give an amazing digital fuck

Sat, 06 Jun 2026 00:13:23 -0400

motherfucker-unlimited:

I don’t give an amazing digital fuck

y’know with the truly inescapable, crushing state of historical misogyny it seems insane to me that…

Fri, 05 Jun 2026 23:41:47 -0400

rimonoroni2:

rimonoroni2:
y’know with the truly inescapable, crushing state of historical misogyny it seems insane to me that heterosexual romantic love was ever, like, possible. but then you read something like that part of song of songs that says “i am my beloved and my beloved is mine” and you think huh so people must have been carving out reciprocity and love for themselves somehow. and it’s just… idk. something very interesting to me about that
there’s so many variations on the question “is it possible to feel something real/true/beautiful in a horrific place like this?” and whenever the answer is yes there are always caveats and i am soooo interested in those caveats… an the answer is so often yes. we often think about love tainted by hardship and the tragedy of that but sometimes isn’t it amazing that the love existed at all? idk idk something about how even with the sacrifices made along the way, people manage to force beauty and meaning into places that are utterly devoid of it in ways that go so far beyond reason even in little ways. and sometimes i think about the omelas child who is supposedly impossible to comfort and i think of orwell’s world in 1984 where truth can’t survive and it just doesn’t seem possible when you consider the breadth of human history. not on a large scale. not forever. whenever somebody says this desolation is impenetrable i look back in time and think but that’s never been true. i don’t believe you. i just don’t believe you.

if there was ever a magnus archive reboot, the archivist should be a johny truant-esque figure. you…

Fri, 05 Jun 2026 23:40:05 -0400

rimonoroni2:

rimonoroni2:
if there was ever a magnus archive reboot, the archivist should be a johny truant-esque figure. you know, for the variety. and also because it would be really funny
damn that last one really reminded me of my buddy rick who threw up on his mom’s front lawn and then mysteriously disappeared that same night, never to be seen again. which sucked cus he usually got me cocaine on the cheap. except it was the kind of cocaine that gives you fucked up nightmares, you know, like you snort a line and suddenly your body starts sprouting teeth in the wrong places or you’re underwater in a churning ocean with luminous eyes fixed on you, hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of them, just waiting for… something… don’t worry, i found another dealer, and she’s pretty hot, which is its own bonus. anyway, statement begins,

i tried explaining to this girl at a party once how i could be gay and asexual at the same time and…

Fri, 05 Jun 2026 23:36:37 -0400

grootficguy:

i tried explaining to this girl at a party once how i could be gay and asexual at the same time and it basically boils down to never being into anyone but like once a year i’ll find a man attractive. and she was like “so what am i if i only like girls, and i’ve never found any of my boyfriends attractive and and i just wanna do cocaine all the time?” i was like “you’re a lesbian with a coke addiction?” and she was like “woooooah”. she broke up with her boyfriend that night and had a threesome with two girls in the bathtub. rebecca if you’re out there, i hope you’re going places. well, not far, since you’re electronically tagged. but spiritually.

I’ve been browsing carnivorous plant websites and I need everyone to see my new favorite “X for…

Fri, 05 Jun 2026 23:36:23 -0400

coyotegirl-writer-s-block:

telomeke:
gallusrostromegalus:
I’ve been browsing carnivorous plant websites and I need everyone to see my new favorite “X for Scale” image:

PUT BABY IN NEPENTHES PITCHER.
Source
[ID–
A large pitcher plant in a greenhouse. In the background are various other tropical plants, including one with a tall spray of small flowers.
The rim of the pitcher is attractively striped in different shades of rust, orange, yellow and pale green. The inside of the pitcher appears speckled. The outside is mostly a smooth green tube.
For scale, an adult (mostly out of frame) is holding a onesie-clad baby next to the pitcher plant. The pitcher is almost as large as the human infant, who is blithely oblivious to the carnivorous plant next to it.
End ID.]
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pitcher Plant perfec t size for put baby in to n\ap! inside very Soft and Comfort baby sleep soundly put baby in Pitcher Plant. Put Baby In Pitcher Plant. no problems ever in pitccher plant because good Shape and Support for baby neck weak of big baby head. Apitcher Plant yes a place for a baby put baby in pitcher plant can trust plant for giveing good love to baby. friend plant

whatcha mean? thats clearly a better place

Fri, 05 Jun 2026 23:35:05 -0400

elizabeths-storytime:

whatcha mean? thats clearly a better place
Also?? learned Dung Beetles do not have little horns, poor little guys

a really funny thing about working with seeds in a day to day capacity is that you really need the…

Fri, 05 Jun 2026 23:34:15 -0400

botanyshitposts:

a really funny thing about working with seeds in a day to day capacity is that you really need the seeds to stay in one place at any given moment, and the seeds disagree. so it’s just like, seeds end up on the floor. seeds end up on the desk. seeds appear in the crack between the glass plate of the microscope stage and its surrounding metal casing. seeds are around the dumpster outside. sweeping up seeds, patching up bags of seeds, picking seeds off your clothes and from between keyboard keys, very carefully transferring seeds into containers less likely to cause catastrophe should the seeds breach containment, like it’s just an uphill battle built into the work. almost as if the seeds are hyperevolved to disperse themselves or something

Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Brothers Karamazov

Fri, 05 Jun 2026 23:32:44 -0400

petaltexturedskies:

ALT
Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Brothers Karamazov

*sad trombone*

you’re eric bogosian you’re like 70something and you think your days of being a big dick bisexual…

figdays: Red tailed Catfish Figure // FoxLuuCreations

quirky fourth wall breaking character but theyre just fucking. wrong about the medium theyre in….

they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn’t work good.

EVERYOBODY GET DOWN HES TAKING A CREATIVE LIBERTY

it’s crazy to me that every seed in existence is a little chemical computer taking readings of…

are u gonna let me sit by ur feet and lean against ur leg or do u hateme

If you’re struggling to write sex, write food. if you’re struggling to write food, write gore. if…

Fund A Kitchen in Gaza:

Fund A Kitchen in Gaza:

walk into a room forget what you’re there for walk back out of the room into another room but now…

*holding you close as you bleed out*

when a songs lyrics use repetition to signify growing desperation and emotion that additional words…

I don’t give an amazing digital fuck

y’know with the truly inescapable, crushing state of historical misogyny it seems insane to me that…

if there was ever a magnus archive reboot, the archivist should be a johny truant-esque figure. you…

i tried explaining to this girl at a party once how i could be gay and asexual at the same time and…

I’ve been browsing carnivorous plant websites and I need everyone to see my new favorite “X for…

PUT BABY IN NEPENTHES PITCHER.

whatcha mean? thats clearly a better place

a really funny thing about working with seeds in a day to day capacity is that you really need the…

Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Brothers Karamazov

sad trombone

Fund A Kitchen in Gaza :

holding you close as you bleed out