I love how you had to add in the (in game).
Lol, this sounds hilarious out of context.
I think you have far crossed that borderline if you are awaiting an update for a text based porn game.
jkjk
It's the 6th time, and I guess I'll try your strategy.
Seriously, this is the 5th time I'm checking today. I'm going fucking crazy.
Me too
This genuinely made me crack up.