bummer dude

once i saw drawfee gartic phone i cant watch smosh gartic phone anymore, i got way too used to the…

Wed, 20 May 2026 02:26:32 -0400

abbi-666:

once i saw drawfee gartic phone i cant watch smosh gartic phone anymore, i got way too used to the artists being good

I like how if I go to sleep anytime before midnight I wake up at 2am anxious and angry for some…

Wed, 20 May 2026 02:24:19 -0400

I like how if I go to sleep anytime before midnight I wake up at 2am anxious and angry for some reason

Wed, 20 May 2026 02:21:54 -0400

quartzitess:

Mon, 18 May 2026 10:15:32 -0400

discount-supervillain:

ALT
ALT

this job market is a fucking nightmare

Fri, 15 May 2026 18:31:20 -0400

risk-repeater:

this job market is a fucking nightmare

kill the boyfriend inside your head

Fri, 15 May 2026 18:21:36 -0400

soup-mother:

kill the boyfriend inside your head

there is nothing badass about not taking an ibuprofen when you need it

Fri, 15 May 2026 18:21:08 -0400

i-am-a-fish:

there is nothing badass about not taking an ibuprofen when you need it

I really love when cats use their front legs to hold something in place while they use their back…

Fri, 15 May 2026 18:13:41 -0400

throathole:

throathole:
I really love when cats use their front legs to hold something in place while they use their back legs to kick the absolute shit out of it
Destruction. Annihilation, even

THE TRUTH: art is inherently manipulative and artists are wicked evildoers who like to power trip…

Fri, 15 May 2026 16:09:31 -0400

stupidestasshole:

THE TRUTH: art is inherently manipulative and artists are wicked evildoers who like to power trip off of controlling other people’s emotions

Stab Me Once Shame on You, Stab Me Twice... (2515 words) by Glacecakes [AO3]

Fri, 15 May 2026 16:09:15 -0400

Stab Me Once Shame on You, Stab Me Twice... (2515 words) by Glacecakes [AO3]:

glacecakes:

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Amphibia (Cartoon)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Anne Boonchuy/Marcy Wu, Anne Boonchuy & Sasha Waybright & Marcy Wu, Anne Boonchuy & Marcy Wu
Characters: Marcy Wu, Anne Boonchuy, Sasha Waybright
Additional Tags: Crack Treated Seriously, Crack, Protective Anne Boonchuy, Tired Anne Boonchuy, Car Accidents, Attempt at Humor, Dark Comedy, Mild Gore, How Do I Tag, shitpost, inspired by discord discussion, Spoilers for Episode: s02e20 True Colors (Amphibia), Post-Time Skip, Post-Episode: s03e18 The Hardest Thing (Amphibia), Pre-Relationship, Post-Canon, Technically no couples but you know me, they’re crushing on each other in this
Summary:

“Hey Anne, did you know that the liver can regrow itself?”

“Uh no Marcy, I didn’t.”

“Yeah, it can grow back even if half of it is gone! That’s probably gonna come in handy right about now.”
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Marcy Gets Stabbed 2: Electric Boogaloo.
After an accident sends a metal pipe through the car window, Marcy gets stabbed. Again. Anne probably should pull over and call 911. She does not. Marcy is more amused than anything else. Sasha gets taco bell.

This is the dumbest thing I’ve ever written.

Keep reading

before you came into my life i missed you so bad

Fri, 15 May 2026 00:56:46 -0400

loveridden1999:

before you came into my life i missed you so bad

what they don’t tell you is you have to be so so careful when you listen to music because sometimes…

Fri, 15 May 2026 00:54:47 -0400

pansy2025:

what they don’t tell you is you have to be so so careful when you listen to music because sometimes ☝️ it will reflect your experiences

at planned parenthood and they’re playing regular show

Fri, 15 May 2026 00:37:01 -0400

cutecipher:

klapollo:
klapollo:
at planned parenthood and they’re playing regular show
“dude if you don’t get this abortion benson is gonna fire us”

“Change can be difficult, but it’s how we grow. It can be the hardest thing to realize you can’t…

Thu, 14 May 2026 21:37:42 -0400

hanyuleum:

“Change can be difficult, but it’s how we grow. It can be the hardest thing to realize you can’t hold on to something forever. Sometimes… you have to let it go.”
Photos: Atomicnetwork
Anne: feelsbender
Sasha: magicalantics
Marcy: me

meow meow meow meow meow

Thu, 14 May 2026 19:47:28 -0400

abigail:

meow meow meow meow meow

Thu, 14 May 2026 14:28:44 -0400

ryebreadgf:

clacing:Change can be difficult, but it’s how we grow. It can be...

Thu, 14 May 2026 14:28:08 -0400

clacing:

Change can be difficult, but it’s how we grow. It can be the hardest thing to realize you can’t hold on to something forever. Sometimes you have to let it go. But of the things you let go, you’d be surprised what makes its way back to you.

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply…

Wed, 13 May 2026 17:35:38 -0400

shetheyslain:

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

Sashannarcy making me physically ill rn

Wed, 13 May 2026 17:30:18 -0400

glacecakes:

glacecakes:
Sashannarcy making me physically ill rn
Well ok it’s probably the 12 cheese sticks I had. But I’m blaming Sashannarcy

purple is the new black 💜

Wed, 13 May 2026 17:24:53 -0400

kianamaiart:

purple is the new black 💜
“hey.”: an adult-animated sitcom pilot
Coming soon: The Three Tomes: Episode 2 - A Vampire Romantasy Animatic