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Just a poofy lion

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Arts made by or for a floofy dork
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neatorito-deactivated20160421
artistickacchi

Who out here leaking product creation manuals?

this is kind of fascinating

Using some loopholes from the first season such as the mongoose and whatnot is a little unfair tbh, the Pokémon franchise was very young and barely knew what it was gonna be in the future. It wasn't sure it was gonna be either a hybrid earth or an entirely ficticious world altogether. Pokémon has tried its best to hide away these logic breaks from its past by making everything more fantasy based and friendly in a child's pov.

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Reblogged

Reblog this and money will be entering your life this week

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iamexemi-deactivated20240229

Listen.

Tfw you wanna change your username to an actual name you're known for or are identified with but it's already taken by some inactive blog with 1 or 2 posts

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piplupi-deactivated20191224

pride month ask game

🌈 - what’s your orientation and gender? 🌹- what would be your ideal date? 💘 - what personality traits are attractive to you? 💋 - what do you find physically attractive? 🐻 - what is your favourite animal? 💭 - when did you realise you were lgbt? 💌 - what makes your heart melt? 🎤 - do you have a favourite lgbt song? 🍀 - what’s your fav thing abt being lgbt? 🌠 - advice for young lgbt people? ☁️ - where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Videogames: you can choose from twenty different eyelashes!!!! oh but you can’t be fat

onsomekingggshit

Yeah, whine about how you can’t have a fat character that can scale walls, or sprint. Please whine more.

you’re so right kiddo….. games are very realistic……. like the parts where you die and then come back again? classic realism. 

but we can’t have fat people in videogames because fat people are the real fantasy creatures and not like… the dragons. and of course, every thin person can scale a wall. sure sure.

Y’know what, here’s something that’s been pissing me off for a while. 

Fat? Easy to gain. So so easy. Our bodies want to keep fat around, because we’re designed not to starve.

Dropping fat? NOT so easy. When people talk about “losing fat,” what they’re saying is “I need to override millions of years of genetics to convince my body I’m not dying and it doesn’t need this carefully-stored fuel.” Dieting? Your body thinks it’s starving. Work out like crazy? Your body thinks it’s in a situation where it needs to bring the hammer down on the regular, and that means you need more fuel – speaking just for myself, I want to eat the world after I lift. That shit doesn’t melt away, even if you’ve been training like a motherfucking monster for months and eating right, because the body wants to keep it.

So yeah, the “eat less move more” doctrine can fuck itself right in the face. 

There are very, very active fat people, fat people who are experts at every sport and physical activity you can imagine. But because fat rests on top of the muscle, you don’t know when we’re jacked. Oh, sure, sometimes you can get a idea, if a person is WILDLY active, like for a fucking living. Here’s Samoa Joe, the NXT pro wrestling champion who was literally dethroned last night

Yeah, you can see there’s a lot of power there. 

But a lot of times you can’t. Here’s Vince Wilfork, two-time Superbowl tackling champion:

And here’s Holley Mangold, 2012 superheavyweight division Olympian: 

These are people who fight (and flip, and do all kinds of crazy shit in Joe’s case), and run, and lift for a living. 

And they’re not unusual, as much as you’d like to think so. The world is full of fat powerhouses, of fat runners, of fat Crossfitters, and they’re just as good at doing the thing as their smaller counterparts. 

So realism? Fuck off. The only reason we don’t have fat game characters is because society is fatphobic as fuck. 

Also? Saints Row lets you be fat, *and hot,* so don’t even come at me with “nobody wants that.”

“fat people can’t climb though”

(Exhibit A: Fezzik carrying 3 people up a cliff)

“yeah but that’s fictional!”

and video games aren’t?

Apparently weight weighs differently if it’s fat instead of, like, eight different machine guns and a rocket launcher?

Video games let you carry all sorts of shit, they can let you carry your own body.

(This got better) -V

I love whenever people are like “ugh, fat people can’t climb a wall”. 

Cool story, quick question: can you? 

Because plenty of people aren’t into climbing. Being skinny isn’t what allows people to climb. Training is.

pixelated-bear-deactivated20181

At “wolcen lords of mayhem” you can play chubby men or women

As beautiful as Monster Hunter World is, I was kinda sad that even with all the customization there was, none of it can affect your body shape.

This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.

I reblogged this shit two days ago y’all… what kinda sorcery is this. Oddly specific too …. I’ll take it tho 🤯

when will this happen to me

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bloodandsoymilk

reblog in 30 seconds to have a sugar daddy appear in your life

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gamertechchub-deactivated201812

Cant risk it need feeder

goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20

*reblogging so I can get a better sugar daddy*

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

ehh what the hell

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC 

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

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perlexnoire-deactivated20150716

Oh? Well… *reblag*

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

I have nothing to lose

my palm was itchin today not riskin it

I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol

It works. I just got $300 for no reason.

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thecrybabbles-deactivated201605

Money dog is my friend

yeaimcoollikethat-deactivated20

Money dog is the shit

I believe in the money dog😀

princedhunglow-deactivated20181

I believe in the money 🐶

Bless me pls money pup 🙏🐕

crip-jesus-deactivated20190301

Just woke up 🙌🏿

Pplease😭🙏🏽

Please 😭😭😭

This post is changing lives! 😁

Drawing assigned by a couple of close friends. Nothing hits the spot better than an ice pop by the pool in the summer.

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