Daddy Gru and Minion Sin

Fri, 05 Jun 2026 21:51:09 -0400

dragonpyre:

its-funnytwittertweets:

Photo

Fri, 05 Jun 2026 21:50:53 -0400

this lettuce smells like dog

Fri, 05 Jun 2026 21:50:46 -0400

swarnpert:

iamoutofideas:
portaltomb:
this lettuce smells like dog
you bought dog lettuce

“The General Zapped an Angel” by Karel Thole (1970)

Fri, 05 Jun 2026 20:40:37 -0400

archiveroll:

“The General Zapped an Angel” by Karel Thole (1970)

It’s always “you’re autistic” and never “thanks for telling me that Frankensteins did 9/11 in…

Fri, 05 Jun 2026 20:25:54 -0400

amaralesbian:

It’s always “you’re autistic” and never “thanks for telling me that Frankensteins did 9/11 in Supernatural”

let’s revolt together

Fri, 05 Jun 2026 20:25:45 -0400

gemsbokk:

let’s revolt together

the failure(s); the many loves of the vampire lestat

Fri, 05 Jun 2026 20:25:36 -0400

fruitgravies:

the failure(s); the many loves of the vampire lestat
prints • insta • twt

Operator and Drifter appearance timeline

Fri, 05 Jun 2026 20:25:28 -0400

pathidoszune:

Operator and Drifter appearance timeline

You were warned

Thu, 04 Jun 2026 17:49:57 -0400

kassionadne28:

You were warned

Would you rather have a Phineas and Ferb summer or a Gravity Falls summer?

Thu, 04 Jun 2026 15:36:29 -0400

would you rather have endless fun forever or have satan attack you every day

Would you rather have a Phineas and Ferb summer or a Gravity Falls summer?

Thu, 04 Jun 2026 15:34:26 -0400

would you rather have endless fun forever or have satan attack you every day

Tue, 02 Jun 2026 20:13:22 -0400

dogpuppy:

btw it’s so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you’ve decided…

Tue, 02 Jun 2026 20:13:09 -0400

wingkink:

btw it’s so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you’ve decided mentally you don’t care. I’m supposed to be in charge here

I have you blocked because I don’t like your blog at all but I hope you’re doing well. ok blocking you again adieu

Tue, 02 Jun 2026 20:12:39 -0400

Hello???

wickedsick:

lakemojave:
Anon bb come back i can change for you

i’ve been phasing the phrase ‘google it’ out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up’. fuck…

Tue, 02 Jun 2026 20:12:25 -0400

banchie:

i’ve been phasing the phrase ‘google it’ out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up’. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

ENOUGH WITH THE PROTEIN MARKETING! PROTEIN POPCORN THIS PROTEIN WATER THAT NOT EVERYTHING NEEDS 50G…

Mon, 01 Jun 2026 09:12:43 -0400

girlmostlikely:

ENOUGH WITH THE PROTEIN MARKETING! PROTEIN POPCORN THIS PROTEIN WATER THAT NOT EVERYTHING NEEDS 50G OF PROTEIN OK. WHERE IS THE FIBER. WHERE IS IT. WHERE IS IT?????

today at work i rung up a customer and the total was 12.30 and i said “12:30, reminds me of a clock…

Mon, 01 Jun 2026 09:12:23 -0400

vedurnan:

today at work i rung up a customer and the total was 12.30 and i said “12:30, reminds me of a clock :)” and they kind of smiled at me with confusion and i was like “like the time on a clock, just reminds me of it… 12:30” and they said “i have no idea what you’re talking about…” with an expression of supreme pity and gentleness. after that was finished i turned to my coworker next to me and said “i just bombed so hard with this clock comment” and then realized the customer hadn’t moved and was still standing right next to me. if my fate continues down this path, the customer will probably read this tumblr post as well

we gotta get back to torrent distribution, i just watched someone eat eight grand in bandwidth…

Sun, 31 May 2026 22:24:06 -0400

macleod:

estro-boi:
estro-boi:
we gotta get back to torrent distribution, i just watched someone eat eight grand in bandwidth charges because they ran a direct-download piracy site with local file hosting through cloudflare. torrents were invented literally for this exact reason
torrents work like this
i have a file or folder on my pc that i want to share with other people. let’s call it gayshit.mp3
unfortunately gayshit.mp3 is 750mb and im not paying for discord nitro so i need another way to send it
i put it into qbittorrent and it makes a torrent file. this is essentially a very small file that points to gayshit.mp3 so other computers can find it. kinda like a treasure map
i send this tiny file to my friend, who loads it into qbittorrent. their computer takes a moment to find mine over the vast expanse of cyberspace and then (as long as my pc is running and the file is still where it should be), it gets copied from my hard drive to theirs
this is the cool part: if somebody else loads that tiny file, they can download it from both of us. if i’m offline but my friend is on, the third person can still get it. this also means that if two people have separate halves of the file, they can download the other half from each other. as long as some combination of people have the pieces between them, they can all have the whole thing.
crucially this does not require a server!!! you can just upload the file to a few people and as long as they keep it, it’s still accessible. as long as somebody, somewhere is still connected, it’s available forever. the only way it goes away is if everybody disconnects from it.
please learn to torrent
How to Use Torrents (with Pictures) - wikiHow
always use qbittorrent, do not use bitorrent or utorrent.

your reblogs have affected me in the following ways you are annoyyggiiiinnggggg

Sun, 31 May 2026 22:23:21 -0400

some-stars:

jessaerys:
jessaerys:
how do i say “horror novels these days are too woke” without sounding like a right winger. what i mean is: this one is about a woman serial killer who kills Bad Men, that one is about ~anticapitalist activists~, this one is ~queer~, that one is about *spins wheel* someone dealing with the ghosts of their immigrant roots, all of them are about intergenerational traumaaaaa. okay. cool. but is it good though. is it fucking scary
something something, losing the ability to convey horror through abstraction, through metaphor, through symbolism, through allegory, through raw unexamined un-psychiatrized feeling. if the real horror is…. dun dun dun! the patriarchy then i just feel preached to. don’t use fiction as a vehicle for Saying Something About Society. write with total vulnerability and then see what it says. it will be probably be far more interesting and horrifying than what if the monster was uhh my mom’s abuse or whatever. this brand of new horror writers are all so terrified of actually disclosing anything about themselves. it’s like if an instagram infographic performance was a mediocre contemporary novel
ALT
YOU ARE MAKING THE TEXT DO THE WORK OF ANALYSIS!!!!!!!

Eshal my 3 of Swords

Sun, 31 May 2026 22:22:07 -0400

ecypress02:

Eshal my 3 of Swords