βgo early, itβs hard to find parkingβ you want public transit. βdonβt go on weekends, traffic is terribleβ you want public transit. βonce i parked i had to walk half a mile to the entranceβ you want public transit. βit took me an hour to get out of the area after the concertβ you want public transit. βugh somebody needs to DDβ you want public transit. βcan you drive? my car wonβt startβ you want public transit. you want public transit. you want public transit. you want public transit.
"my car broke down and now i have to pay 5k i dont have to get it fixed" you want public transport. "there are so many shit drivers on the road" you want public transport. "i get nauseous in cars" you want public transport. "i'd love to chat with my friends instead of having to focus on the road when we go somewhere" you want public transport. "i hate potholes" you want public transport. "my grandma has to pay 50$ for a shopping trip because she can't drive and needs to use uber" you want public transport. "i don't like my daughter/sister/etc getting in some random dude's car to get home, it feels unsafe" you want public transport. "I want to have a stronger sense of community and know who lives in my area" you want public transport.
Why can I only get myself to work 2 days before deadline?? π Part 2 & Poster version http://adhd-alien.com Why am I a Fish? I don't know but I'm live right now http://twitch.tv/adhd_alien/
HAPPY PRIDE
Iβd like to expose my childhood self. I recently discovered your YouTube via one of those fake Tumblr post videos and was instanly filled with fear that i would see my own edgy teenager posts, some of which have over half a million notes.
So if you ever see this, or ever saw any of my posts back in the day (old url or was urieking). Just know it was all fake.
Iβm mentally stable now π€
I have seen ALL of these posts over the years. Kinda surprised the laxative one never made it into any of my fake story videos. Thank you for your confession, child π
OOC: just so everyone knows, my partner, THE PERSON I AM DATING IN REAL LIFE, goes through this account and reads all the interactions because it's like their little soap opera. They find it entertaining. Unfortunately, they have found great enjoyment out all the goofy ass memes Slayer will send to Kobra.
THEY KEEP SENDING ME THAT KNE FUCKING IMAGE THAT SAYS "Pipe down princess you might get cracked"
I CANT FUCKING ESCAPE IT
I feel like a lot of people get "All Art is Political" confused with "All Art is made with Political Intentions" which is not the same.
I don't normally post photos or talk about the protest actions I participate in, but I was at the Chicago Stand Up For Science rally on behalf of my job recently and this sign took me out at the knees.
