Bring back the OEO. Adjust the minimum wage. Restore American greatness.

Hey guys! Check out this block of pure sodium that I got!

Ok cool thanks I’m just gonna take a little bite

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

vid i stole off reddit and feel like i need everyone to watch

This is a really fantastic return to form for this genre of post. In recent years there's been less and less effort put into this vital aspect of internet culture, it's nice to see a return to the truly artisanal work of the late 00s.

Now THIS is what the internet exists for. I was LOCKED IN the whole time.

i find tumblr so funny cause if i mentioned knife season to anybody who's not on tumblr they wouldn't even know what i'm talking about

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you’ve heard of bowling for soup but what about curling for ducks?

*slides this across the table* you're going to want to read this

There are Experiences behind this sign

washing machine

what if a shrimp was a baby..........................

BLM has published a plan to maximize logging in Oregon forests, including old growth forests, without due regard to wildlife (including endangered species) and waterways. They're claiming it will help prevent forest fires, though that seems to be contrary to current science, including that published by the forest service (you can find a list of sources here). This is in response to Trump's executive orders 14223, Addressing the Threat to National Security From Imports of Timber, Lumber, and Their Derivative Products and 14225, Immediate Expansion of American Timber Production.

We have 30 days to submit comments if we want to prevent this. This article has suggestions for what you can say, and how:

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If you live in Oregon and you love our forests, please submit a comment before March 23rd.

If you don't live here, it would be super helpful if you could reblog to spread the word.

"tumblr's the only social media without algorithms!" "you can still be anonymous on tumblr!" "tumblr's so nice because you don't have to show your face!" WRONG tumblr is special because you can have 3000 followers and still get an average of seven likes a post. i'm doing stand up comedy at a packed venue and one person is laughing

youre right im sorry beautiful

It’s cool how we found the secret elixir that cures all human disease and it’s in this guy’s bitey little mouth

What this guy’s bitey little mouth has been recently up to:

This is why scientists study everything.

Put this picture in your pocket, next time you get into an argument with someone about 'useless' scientific studies, ask them "Do you think that we should give funding to study the mating habits of endangered iguanas in the Sonoran desert, or should we be funding cures for alzheimer's and diabetes?" and then when they say "Of course we should be using that money to fund cures!" you can whip out this picture and say "trick question, it's the same thing"

why can't i have that first option anymore

LAN party time.