a dr pepper gave birth to its litter in the back of my car ☺️

2015-11-14

manchineel perfec t place for rest under in rain

shade very Soft and Comfort human sleep soundly put human under Manchineel Tree. Put Human Under Manchineel Tree. no problems ever under mancchineel tree because good Taste and Sweet fruit for tired hungry human. Amanchineel Tree yes a place for a human put human under manchineel tree can trust manchineel for giveing good shelter to human. friend manchineel

no context wuxiaposting

translating an idiom with some creative freedom is a time honoured way to get something that makes perfect semantic sense while also being fresh to the intended audience. unfortunately any idiom that's funny enough will already be translated, but that's neither my circus nor my monkey

playing a game called "czech idiom or german idiom" and just saying it's whichever the victim didn't guess until they start strangling me

Red Eft checking under a mushroom cap for lunch

art by yumeaso

"impenetrably armored" knights when you pull out the boiling oil

The clover has finally grown enough for her to munch on again

absolute decadence

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BWAAAAHHHHH wake the fuck up everyone on earth

this image just tickles me in a certain way like... not 'as hard as i can' but as soon.. he is too busy to laugh right now and he doesnt know when he will be available but he'll try to squeeze it in

i fed an elf one of those dots from pac man and it started convulsing on the ground

hand kiss