Cindy Crawford is the one, eh? Looking for hot pictures of Cindy Crawford? Scantily clad supermodels? Kathy Ireland? Playboy centerfolds in JPEG or GIF format? Wet and wild photos and pics of Cindy Crawford and other supermodels?
Well, you've come to absolutely the wrong place. This is what information technologists (and Cindy Crawford) would call a false positive. You see, this page has nothing to do with Cindy Crawford, or any other supermodel. But the more times I mention Cindy Crawford (like that), the higher the score this page will get in those internet search engines. If I was perverse enough to mention supermodel Cindy Crawford's name ten or more times, (oops, I said Cindy Crawford again), I would move this page up the list and attract every hormone-driven adolescent that ever heard of the internet (or supermodels, Cindy Crawford, etc.) to this page.
It would be really, really bad if I did something like this.
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Probably even mentioning supermodel Cindy Crawford this many times is enough to cause this silly page to get so many hits that the department where I work will ask me to take this page away. (At the very least they might ask me to not mention Cindy Crawford's name so often.) You see, just mentioning Cindy Crawford means that thousands of people will access this page in their search for Cindy Crawford pictures, which may swamp our WWW server. But all that searches for Cindy Crawford pictures will find here will be a small lesson in information technology; it really has nothing at all to do with Cindy Crawford.