Songs / Poems B

• "Write in C"
• "The Times Are Changin'"
• "American Pie" - Hacker Style
• "Eleanor Rigby" - Hacker Style
• From Dr. Suess ...
• "Core Dumped Blues"
• "The system's gonna crash"
• Song of Failing Disks...
• "Puff the Fractal Dragon"
• "Another Glitch in the Call"
• "Unix Wizard"
• "Abort, Retry, Ignore"
• The Spellchecker Song
• "'Twas the Nite"

About...

• Microsoft
  • Alice in Microsoft land
  • Bill Gates' Adventures in Heaven
  • The DOS 10 Commandments
  • A Microsoft Joke
  • Microsoft Joke 2
  • Microsoft Joke 3
  • Death at the hands of Microsoft Bob
  • The Microsoft Joe-Bob
• Windows
  • StarTrek meet Microsoft
  • Revealing part of Windows code
  • Another part of Windows code
  • Is Windows a Virus?
  • Windows relation to the KGB uncovered!
• Windows 95
  • StarTrek meet Windows 95
  • Microsoft Renames Windows 95
  • Windows 95 is so Cool...
  • The Usenet Oracle responds on Windows 95
  • What does the '95' stand for?
  • Win95 vs. Jesus Christ
• The Pentium
  • Q&A about the Pentium Bug
  • Top 10 Intel Slogens for the Pentium
  • Top 10 reasons to buy a Pentium
• UNIX
  • History of UNIX
  • History of UNIX (a different view)
  • Alice in UNIX land
  • Unix Shell Tricks
  • crapd : The Crap Detecting Deamon
• The Internet
  • Top 10 Signs That You Are An Internet Geek
  • Why the Internet is like a penis
• Hackers / System Administrators / Users
  • The Hacker Test
  • Mouse Balls
  • Know Your Unix System Administrator -- A Field Guide
  • Top 100 things you don't want the sysadmin to say
  • Top 10 Signs That your Son is a Hacker
  • 9 Types of Computer Users
  • 50 Ways to Confuse, Worry, or just Scare the Bejeezus out of People in the Computer Lab
  • Problem Report Form
• Programming
  • The Evolution of a Programmer
  • A Quick Guide To Programming Languages
  • How to write in C
  • A Syntax Change in C
  • Writing Cool C
  • Real Programmers Don't Use Pascal
  • More Real Programmers Don't...
  • Can you guess what this program does ?

Misc.

• Lightbulb Jokes
• The Dosfish - A Brief History of Personal Computing
• The Story of Lexi Con
• The King and the Toaster
• The Frog
• The Story of Micro
• The Most Likely Names for the Intel P6
• New Technology
• Choose an OS Airline?
• HAL 9000 - A Problem in the Making
• Human DNA secrets uncovered!
• Where do deleted characters go?
• Good thing nobody listened - "interesting" quotes
• Latest Virus List
• Computer Riddles
• Cars for the Information Highway
• The Oldest Profession
• The Programmer's Interpretation of Genesis
• 10 Ways to Spot a Computer Science Student
• The Warning Signs of Computer Addiction
• DEC Wars (a Star Wars parody)
• The Flame Form Letter
• Why do Usenet articles disappear?
• You Know You've Been on the Computer Too Long When...
• You Know You've Into Graphics Too Long When...
• Proper Care for Floppy Diskettes
• Computer Geek Quiz

Other Sites

• Yamoo
• Computer Cartoons
• Joke Wallpapers - Computers
• 100 Steps to Kill the M-Bug
• The Official site for the Obfuscated C Code Contest .

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