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Electronic
Communications Policy this web
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The content is not authorised by and does not necessarily reflect the
views of the University.
Permission is
granted to use the content of this web site to wrap fish or as garden
compost, unless the fish in question is European carp, in which case
permission is withdrawn with extreme prejudice (except on public
holidays in the State of Victoria where there is no commercially
operating espresso machine within five-and-a-half furlongs, and prior
written permission has been obtained under a full moon). No special
permission is ever required to throw this web site at rabbits. Use of
the web site to impale cane toads is strictly encouraged.