86.2% Human; 13.8% None Of Your Business

Sat, 06 Jun 2026 01:04:39 +0100

iamhisgloriouspurpose:
thetursithan:
How long did it take them to figure out that it could actually be done? That’s staggering.
[Video is titled, “four cellists play Ravel’s Bolero.” It’s on Classic fM. They all play on the same cello, with the drum part is played by plucking strings. Two of them do small comedy fights in the background between their parts, trying to take the other’s place beside the cello. It’s a pretty tight fit, and at some points there are four bows almost touching as they all saw the strings.
Text on the screen reads,
four cellists play Ravel’s Bolero … on just one cello. Bolero has long been a test of endurance for snare drummers, but here, every part is played by a cellist. With only one instrument in sight, Wiener Cello Ensemble 5 + 1 leap to the task, involving a fair amount of acrobatics! Watch it all unfold …
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Again. We do not use the Metric system, so why would we measure anything with it? Do you measure…

Sat, 06 Jun 2026 01:00:41 +0100

hometoursandotherstuff:

Again. We do not use the Metric system, so why would we measure anything with it? Do you measure anything in inches and feet? Same thing.

Sat, 06 Jun 2026 00:58:48 +0100

arch-user:

lunasgayshit-deactivated2026050:
insomniparty:
sovietnam:
suddenly the fucking
they must’ve opened the fridge

obviously dietary requirements aren’t a joke but my grandma sometimes runs errands for her church…

Sat, 06 Jun 2026 00:58:39 +0100

ritavonbees:

poetrylesbian:
obviously dietary requirements aren’t a joke but my grandma sometimes runs errands for her church and i asked her what she’s up to today and she said extremely seriously “ive got to track down the body of the gluten free christ, julia”
this totally scans for a swear intensifier btw. what in the gluten free christ is going on here, Julia

Sat, 06 Jun 2026 00:57:56 +0100

hometoursandotherstuff:

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older…

Sat, 06 Jun 2026 00:57:31 +0100

ceruleanheaven:

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

Well okay if you say so

Sat, 06 Jun 2026 00:56:55 +0100

gloopdimension:

Well okay if you say so

hustlerose: hustlerose: hustlerose: i have been informed by literally every french speaker on...

Sat, 06 Jun 2026 00:56:33 +0100

hustlerose:

hustlerose:

hustlerose:

i have been informed by literally every french speaker on earth that “une pipe” is slang for blowjob

Average bloke trying to sound smart: you are not a serious person if you’re not reading thousands of…

Sat, 06 Jun 2026 00:55:13 +0100

skopostheorie:

Average bloke trying to sound smart: you are not a serious person if you’re not reading thousands of pages of this theory stuff Reddit told me to
Smartest person you know: I’m getting really into SpongeBob lately

Can I be honest with yall I don’t want to hear SHIT against cishets at pride this year

Sat, 06 Jun 2026 00:53:28 +0100

teaboot:

teaboot:
teaboot:
Can I be honest with yall I don’t want to hear SHIT against cishets at pride this year
“But it’s not FOR them!!!” The biggest military power in the world belongs to a christofascist nation overseen by a felon found guilty of 34 federal crimes and has greenlit a gestapo with more direct funding than the entire military of Canada for the purpose of ethnic cleansing. Let Hetero Jessica throw some biodegradable glitter at a municipal parade
At this point if anyone is trying to exclude anyone benignly pro-queer from a pro-queer space I’m just going to assume you’re a fed or something idk like something something destabilize the movement from within or whatever

imagine coming home and your mom found your steampunk clothes and shes just there with her arms…

Sat, 06 Jun 2026 00:52:49 +0100

deadelated:

deadelated:
deadelated:
imagine coming home and your mom found your steampunk clothes and shes just there with her arms crossed
she’s holding up a ziplock bag of gears and springs asking you what they’re for

Sat, 06 Jun 2026 00:52:38 +0100

hometoursandotherstuff:

then again I truly am unsure if anyone has ever actually felt happy while inside a grocery store so…

Sat, 06 Jun 2026 00:44:20 +0100

lastoneout:

dyed-indigo:
lastoneout:
octopustoaster:
lastoneout:
then again I truly am unsure if anyone has ever actually felt happy while inside a grocery store so who knows
Incorrect! I used to work at target and one time a little bird landed on my cart and we became friends :)
i have had this post sent to me. i am the spiders georg of this post i feel because i am almost always happy inside of grocery stores. i make excuses to go to the grocery store more often. i get excited to go to new grocery stores i haven’t been to yet. i went to a grocery store while in the middle of a panic attack once and it actually made me feel better. i am the grocery store pervert.
I genuinely love that for you 🤝 I wish I liked the grocery store more, it’s just so over stimulating 😩 thankfully for every crying overstimulated blob there’s a grocery store pervert ready to save the day.

I just ate one

Sat, 06 Jun 2026 00:38:12 +0100

eebie:

eebie:
You can lie when you name things

lie to me

Sat, 06 Jun 2026 00:37:08 +0100

90s-kid-sad-adult:

lie to me

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

Sat, 06 Jun 2026 00:35:45 +0100

ceruleanheaven:

ceruleanheaven:
ceruleanheaven:
ceruleanheaven:
ceruleanheaven:
ceruleanheaven:
month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in
yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second
many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third
there are simply no words in the english language that can describe starting on thursday the fourth. thats how iconic it is
choosing to start on friday the fifth. i just think its very inspiring
lets all kill ourselves

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry…

Sat, 06 Jun 2026 00:35:29 +0100

cognitohazardous:

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

what if we all explode

Fri, 05 Jun 2026 10:32:06 +0100

derring-do:

malinaa:
ALT
what if we all explode
This very production of Orpheus & Eurydice is now available to stream, free, for the month of June.

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

Thu, 04 Jun 2026 11:01:29 +0100

virginshane:

uncertainlys:
MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE
LET ME SCROLL I DON’T WANT TO MOVE THINGS IN YOUR STUPID GAME

I actually do think we should discourage women from becoming housewives. Do not become financially…

Thu, 04 Jun 2026 10:59:52 +0100

dressedupliketheking:

ladyfoxfire:
baraphalloplastyclinic:
I actually do think we should discourage women from becoming housewives. Do not become financially dependent on a man. That’s how a lot of women ended up dead over the years. A man gets violent suddenly and you have to choose between homelessness or potentially dying at his hand because you have an enormous gap in your resume and no degrees or certifications or anything that will help you pursue a career that will allow you to be financially independent. He owns your bank account. His name is probably the one on the car. Try and leave and he can report it stolen. Where will you go then?
Don’t become a housewife.
And if you do become a housewife, take steps to protect yourself. Make sure you’re legally married, for starters; stay-at-home girlfriends have very little legal recourse to claim their partner’s assets in a breakup. Make sure your name is on the house deed/rental agreement, and have your car in your name, even if your spouse is paying for it. Have your spouse transfer money every month into an account solely in your name, so you can buy yourself things without needing permission, but also so you can save up to leave if needed.
If your spouse fights you on any of this, then don’t quit your job. The tradwife to poverty pipeline is real, and so is financial abuse.
also, many women/people experience controlling behaviour and domestic violence from their partner for the first time during pregnancy. don’t risk thinking “he’s just stressed, it’ll get better when the baby comes” because it won’t. neither you and your child will ever be safe with that man. get out as early and safely as you can