Happy Pride Month to Hannibal Lecter killing and eating that homophobic doctor
where my heart is
Qifrey slips on a banana peel and lands on all fours, back arched, ass in the air, hair perfect, robe falling off but in a sultry way
Qifrey falls down the stairs and makes a bunch of cartoon squeaky noises every time he hits a step but he lands like this
a piano falls on qifrey's head and you think he's a goner for sure but he just ruffles the debris out of his hair in a sensual way and readjusts his robes that have conveniently torn to show just the right amount of skin
A tornado hits but it just tousles his hair in just the right way and blows his wizard robe dramatically and sensuously while everything else in the vicinity is destroyed
qifrey runs over a cliff without his soarshoes on and he stays suspended in midair for a second and looks down and then gravity kicks in and you look over the edge and see him at the bottom laying on his back with his robes spread out delightfully beneath him and a dazed look in his eyes
Qifrey goes swimming in a river and gets dragged away by the current and almost drowns and when he’s rescued he looks like this
I’m so glad Overwatch’s fandom died in like 2 years on here it was so lame with how people acted like these shallow characters were really that interesting.
Winston
Why don’t we let the guy whose every plan could be reasonably construed as an abstract suicide attempt take a crack at it