Hi.

listen it won’t play out this way but I like to imagine that qifrey thinks it would

Thu, 04 Jun 2026 19:08:09 -0700

windwenn:

ALT
listen it won’t play out this way but I like to imagine that qifrey thinks it would

if pjackk can return from the dead then maybe there is hope for us all

Thu, 04 Jun 2026 13:36:25 -0700

ysolt:

corrucyst:
ysolt:
ysolt:
if pjackk can return from the dead then maybe there is hope for us all
got bad news.

Losing my mind over this

Tue, 02 Jun 2026 22:44:22 -0700

softservewidow:

abonethrownfromthevoid:
Losing my mind over this
Never forget these two queens putting on the most showstopping tiktok of all time

Tue, 02 Jun 2026 22:40:09 -0700

mgsr:

“sorry for party rocking” I don’t think you are. I think you’re sorry you got caught

Tue, 02 Jun 2026 14:26:38 -0700

fursonas:

“sorry for party rocking” I don’t think you are. I think you’re sorry you got caught

Gay Winston from Overwatch: Excuse me for… being gay

Tue, 02 Jun 2026 04:33:45 -0700

empathviv:

brainless-moe-white-lotus:
empathviv:
Gay Winston from Overwatch: Excuse me for… being gay
He doesn’t need a fucking excuse honey that’s the point of PRIDE Winston !!!!
PROUD Gay Winston: Did somebody say… penis?

marichromatic:the-moonlight-witch: This is still one of the...

Tue, 02 Jun 2026 04:33:01 -0700

marichromatic:

the-moonlight-witch:

This is still one of the greatest things ever made.

ammnontet:the ultimate weapon

Tue, 02 Jun 2026 04:26:50 -0700

ammnontet:

the ultimate weapon

fidefortitude: slumbermancer: basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY...

Tue, 02 Jun 2026 04:26:05 -0700

fidefortitude:

slumbermancer:

basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood that’s inside of your body, and they’re like… a vampire, or a dracula, or some sort of mansquito, then that’s probably okay. a dracula and a mansquito are made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body. that’s basically fine.

if something wants to get at your blood, and they’re, say, some kind of murdersaurus, or maybe a really big frog, that’s where the problems start to arise. a really frog is not made for removing blood, and your blood knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out.

unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible.

These words scan with a fantastic degree of confidence considering that together they make no sense at all

they put the mamsnrbhr chehfde in de soder

Mon, 01 Jun 2026 23:37:57 -0700

ezmads:

ezmads:
they put the mamsnrbhr chehfde in de soder

rocktheholygrail: Happy Pride Month to Hannibal Lecter killing...

Mon, 01 Jun 2026 12:04:55 -0700

rocktheholygrail:

Happy Pride Month to Hannibal Lecter killing and eating that homophobic doctor

where my heart is

Mon, 01 Jun 2026 03:36:55 -0700

mintaii:

where my heart is

ive been repeating this in my head all week. auntie likes wearing the strap…….

Sun, 31 May 2026 20:21:51 -0700

our-queer-experience:

ive been repeating this in my head all week. auntie likes wearing the strap…….

Sun, 31 May 2026 20:20:35 -0700

icarianarts:

this tweet has been fucking killing me

Sun, 31 May 2026 13:27:33 -0700

vesperosy:

ALT
this tweet has been fucking killing me

ocd will have me thinking i cant text “here now if you wanna head over” because i sound like blowjob…

Sun, 31 May 2026 03:37:41 -0700

3000s:

3000s:
ocd will have me thinking i cant text “here now if you wanna head over” because i sound like blowjob mario with a walkie talkie
nobody thinks this way, you are a broken person

Qifrey slips on a banana peel and lands on all fours, back arched, ass in the air, hair perfect,…

Sat, 30 May 2026 13:24:12 -0700

killy-deactivated20241228:

fudemushi:
killy-deactivated20241228:
fudemushi:
killy-deactivated20241228:
killy-deactivated20241228:
Qifrey slips on a banana peel and lands on all fours, back arched, ass in the air, hair perfect, robe falling off but in a sultry way
Qifrey falls down the stairs and makes a bunch of cartoon squeaky noises every time he hits a step but he lands like this
a piano falls on qifrey’s head and you think he’s a goner for sure but he just ruffles the debris out of his hair in a sensual way and readjusts his robes that have conveniently torn to show just the right amount of skin
A tornado hits but it just tousles his hair in just the right way and blows his wizard robe dramatically and sensuously while everything else in the vicinity is destroyed
qifrey runs over a cliff without his soarshoes on and he stays suspended in midair for a second and looks down and then gravity kicks in and you look over the edge and see him at the bottom laying on his back with his robes spread out delightfully beneath him and a dazed look in his eyes
Qifrey goes swimming in a river and gets dragged away by the current and almost drowns and when he’s rescued he looks like this

0rdi:tamamos-spaghetti:0rdi: I’m so glad Overwatch’s fandom died in like 2 years on here it was so...

Sat, 30 May 2026 12:14:58 -0700

0rdi:

tamamos-spaghetti:
0rdi:

I’m so glad Overwatch’s fandom died in like 2 years on here it was so lame with how people acted like these shallow characters were really that interesting.

Winston

Fri, 29 May 2026 19:51:29 -0700

airplaner:

Why don’t we let the guy whose every plan could be reasonably construed as an abstract suicide…

Fri, 29 May 2026 10:00:56 -0700

theboost:

Why don’t we let the guy whose every plan could be reasonably construed as an abstract suicide attempt take a crack at it