aw3zom3zauc3

runs up to y'all and throws this

Thu, 04 Jun 2026 23:55:02 -0400

*runs up to y'all and throws this*

HERE, I MADE SOME ART 🫵

*runs back into the void*

🏃💨

oh, also have a bonus one with mutated simon ⬇️

okie dokie, thank you 👍

I see your “Rocky swears like a sailor but only in pitches humans can’t hear/refuses to teach Grace…

Thu, 04 Jun 2026 09:11:55 -0400

cheeseanonioncrisps:

I see your “Rocky swears like a sailor but only in pitches humans can’t hear/refuses to teach Grace what those words mean” and raise you “Rocky swears like a sailor and now has to explain to Grace that ‘bad bad bad’ isn’t actually a sequence you play on your Eridian speech piano in polite company.”
Grace is both horrified and amused to realise that a more accurate translation for what Rocky’s been saying is “shit shit shit”.

amidtheglitz: avhira:finnglas: coffee-or-hot-cocoa:thetatteredveil: shymagnolia: shymagnolia: so...

Mon, 01 Jun 2026 23:51:13 -0400

amidtheglitz:

avhira:
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coffee-or-hot-cocoa:
thetatteredveil:

shymagnolia:

shymagnolia:

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

i need all the help i can get for finals

Hey so
the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like.
So you know.
This might be the real one, y’all.

I could use some luck

i reblogged this 16 hours ago and can confirm. this works. went to test drive cars today with the intent of purchasing, and on the way to the dealership got a phone call, turned around, ended up being gifted one from a coworker who was just getting rid of it.

ik i posted my own but NOW IT’S PRIDE MONTH SO Y'ALL GET TO LOOK AT IT AGAIN 🫵🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Mon, 01 Jun 2026 12:04:32 -0400

that-one-obsessed-weirdo:

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Photog: averagebeanpole on insta | Grace: @aw3zom3zauc3 | Simon: @that-one-obsessed-weirdo (aka meee)
“I’ll finally be able to escape the blood ocean and curl up in Ryan Gosling’s arms.” YEAH OKAY MARK WE HEAR YOU LOUD AND CLEAR. LOUD AND CLEAR!!!!!!!! 🩸💫
We truly had no idea when we took this image that it would come back to play in our face like this but I’m glad it did… happy Pride Month fr 🏳️‍🌈

ik i posted my own but NOW IT’S PRIDE MONTH SO Y'ALL GET TO LOOK AT IT AGAIN 🫵🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

have some more shippy stuff that @that-one-obsessed-weirdo and i did at the big ol’ acen 2026

Sun, 31 May 2026 19:51:11 -0400

have some more shippy stuff that @that-one-obsessed-weirdo and i did at the big ol’ acen 2026

📸: @/averagebeanpole (on insta)

patron saints of one-way trips, but they find home in each other in the end ❤️

Sun, 31 May 2026 00:13:21 -0400

patron saints of one-way trips, but they find home in each other in the end ❤️

the polaroid’s!! i really DONT love the third one but if i keep trying to fix it ill end up hating…

Sat, 30 May 2026 12:27:21 -0400

aexphr:

the polaroid’s!! i really DONT love the third one but if i keep trying to fix it ill end up hating it so
i love making these and as soon as may 31st hits ill be making video manips too!! im so excited

collide like two stars for a while💫

Sat, 30 May 2026 12:25:11 -0400

kaidenchii:

collide like two stars for a while💫

“I’m safe… finally” 🩸💫

Sat, 30 May 2026 09:30:01 -0400

“I’m safe… finally” 🩸💫

curling up in ryan gosling’s arms or whatever markiplier said

@that-one-obsessed-weirdo omfg can you believe we predicted this

📸: @/averagebeanpole (on insta)

bloodymary hold hands for the first time?

Sat, 30 May 2026 09:02:34 -0400

Hello anon! This is when they think they first held hands:

But neither of them remember this:

Thank you so much for the request!

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Like my art? Please consider suppoerting me on ko-fi! (commissions open)

bloodymary singlehandedly revived my will to fully come back to tumblr. peak ship, what can i say….

Sat, 30 May 2026 08:40:57 -0400

bloodymary singlehandedly revived my will to fully come back to tumblr. peak ship, what can i say. thank you, mr. mark i plier and rygos for your contribution to my insanity.

who up curlin’ up they markeplier into ryan gosling’s arms

Sat, 30 May 2026 08:34:27 -0400

duckngk:

who up curlin’ up they markeplier into ryan gosling’s arms
context:
also IRON LUNG IS OUT ON YOUTUBE YOU CAN BUY IT NOW

MARK FLYING INTO RYAN GOSLINGS ARMS

Sat, 30 May 2026 00:02:53 -0400

toonnationfemoct:

MARK FLYING INTO RYAN GOSLINGS ARMS

I’m just delivering on Mr. Mark iplier’s vision

Fri, 29 May 2026 23:56:57 -0400

eldritch-ace:

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I’m just delivering on Mr. Mark iplier’s vision

Fri, 29 May 2026 23:54:41 -0400

just-m-0-n-1-k-4:

I AM LOOKING I AM LOOKING WITH MY BLOODYMARY LOVING EYES

Fri, 29 May 2026 11:46:24 -0400

that-one-obsessed-weirdo:

wayward-navigators:
I was inspired by the cosplay photos @that-one-obsessed-weirdo posted.
I hope you like them!
@aw3zom3zauc3 LOOK LOOK LOOK!!!!! AHHHHHHHH
This is so so SO awesome, oh my goodness :’) BEAUTIFUL beautiful art!!!!! I love to see these guys kiss hehe <3

I AM LOOKING I AM LOOKING WITH MY BLOODYMARY LOVING EYES

this is so!!!! ahhhhh!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭

You guys really liked the first photoset, so here’s some bonus BloodyMary kisses!🩸💫

Wed, 27 May 2026 11:09:30 -0400

that-one-obsessed-weirdo:

You guys really liked the first photoset, so here’s some bonus BloodyMary kisses!🩸💫
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Photog: averagebeanpole (insta) | Grace: @aw3zom3zauc3 | Simon: @that-one-obsessed-weirdo (aka meeee)

Merman Simon x Marine biologist Grace anyone???? R we seeing the vision??? HWHSHSJSJD

Wed, 27 May 2026 09:08:19 -0400

blobzbugz:

Merman Simon x Marine biologist Grace anyone???? R we seeing the vision??? HWHSHSJSJD

Photog: averagebeanpole (insta) | Grace: @aw3zom3zauc3 | Simon: @that-one-obsessed-weirdo (aka…

Tue, 26 May 2026 22:58:54 -0400

that-one-obsessed-weirdo:

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Photog: averagebeanpole (insta) | Grace: @aw3zom3zauc3 | Simon: @that-one-obsessed-weirdo (aka meeee)

go, my ryland grace cosplay 💫

Tue, 26 May 2026 09:18:21 -0400

📸: @/averagebeanpole (instagram)

also here’s my insta: https://www.instagram.com/aw3zom3zauc3?igsh=MWV6aDY5emM5bTNwZQ%3D%3D&utm_source=qr

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