o bro, my bro

so embarrassing to watch yourself become obsessed with a character that feels tailor made for you specifically to become obsessed with. feels like i fell into a trap made just for me. like damn they got me. those are all the things i like and go crazy for

sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams’s…

Thu, 04 Jun 2026 19:12:34 -0700

gloomsday:

sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams’s suggested replies… incredible 10/10 no notes.

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

Thu, 04 Jun 2026 17:32:42 -0700

zinesbycee:

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

just saw a deactivated mutual’s post on my dash. that’s my dead wife’s corpse you’re all dragging…

Thu, 04 Jun 2026 17:32:16 -0700

the44th:

willgrahamscock:
just saw a deactivated mutual’s post on my dash. that’s my dead wife’s corpse you’re all dragging around
I also reblog this guys dead wife.

Obsessed with how some people get so attached to their own headcanons that they get mad when they…

Thu, 04 Jun 2026 17:31:32 -0700

poetikat:

theowlseye-deactivated20240403:
Obsessed with how some people get so attached to their own headcanons that they get mad when they see a character presented as they are in canon
via @ourlordapollo

elismor: panpervinca: apathetic-revenant: favorite bits of the cast interviews in the LOTR special...

Thu, 04 Jun 2026 14:24:25 -0700

elismor:

panpervinca:

apathetic-revenant:

favorite bits of the cast interviews in the LOTR special features:

Dominic Monaghan, Billy Boyd, Elijah Wood and Viggo Mortensen all taking the piss out of Orlando Bloom for going on about a cracked rib too much, while Orlando Bloom desperately tries to wriggle out of talking about it (special mention to Elijah Wood’s “oh it hurts, babes, and I can’t ride the horse, babes” and Viggo Mortensen’s “they can be very fragile, elves, especially the…Mirkwood strain…”)

Ian McKellen commenting that “they never did find any suitable underwear for Gandalf…”

Dominic Monaghan going on and on about how Viggo Mortensen apparently had a crush on one of the Rohirrim extras (who like a lot of the Rohirrim extras was a woman in a fake beard) while Vigoo Mortensen just mutters “one could perhaps say something about Mr. Monaghan’s…proclivities…”

Dominic Monaghan’s imitation of John Rhys-Davies ordering food at a restaurant for the whole cast. “You have partridge? BRING THE PARTRIDGE!”

John Rhys-Davies talking about an incident with the Lothlorian boats and saying “if an elf and a dwarf are in a boat…and…the boat goes under…let us say that the blame was not placed on the elf” while Orlando Bloom splutters “he’s a big guy, man!”

Elijah Wood talking about how the hobbit actors shared a trailer with Ian McKellen and sometimes they would hear inarticulate bellows of protest from his side when they played loud music in the mornings

Viggo Mortensen talking about how, while filming with those same boats, Kirin Shaw (Elijah Wood’s scale double) started telling him “if the boat tips over…save yourself…I can’t swim.”

Elijah Wood describing how Sean Astin would try to direct the helicopters to land while they were on location, while the other three hobbits were screwing around and throwing pinecones at each other

Christopher Lee recounting how he had so much trouble going up some steps in Orthanc with his long robe that he stopped in the middle of the scene and said, “I cannot get up these goddamn steps, Peter.”

Viggo Mortensen mentioning that he left a weekend rehearsal and went walking down the street still swinging his sword around, and promptly got the cops called on him

Reblogging because I haven’t seen the screen grabs from above in over a decade and they make my heart happy.

i am banned from eating my herring inside. they make me eat it on the smoking area by the loading…

Thu, 04 Jun 2026 09:36:32 -0700

inbabylontheywept:

i am banned from eating my herring inside. they make me eat it on the smoking area by the loading dock, under the theory that it already smells bad there. but it was raining today which was preventing my breakfast, so i was feeling sad and hungry and then i realized that there was a large cardboard box in the dumpster from a previous delivery. like a fridge sized box. so i fished it out of the dumpster, then tipped it on its side and had a nice little cardboard cave to watch the rain and eat my fish in. which was a great experience. very soothing. very zen. at least until the security guard from the day before stepped outside to smoke. then i tried hiding from him by crawling deeper in the box, which unfortunately did not work. instead he saw a sort of damp sniveling pale hairless creature eating fish in a box, and delivered the verbal killshot of “good morning, mr. smeagol.” which is how my day was ruined before 8 am.

The breakfast sandwiches are ours alone

Thu, 04 Jun 2026 04:48:40 -0700

alicewiththreefingers:

The breakfast sandwiches are ours alone

murdershegoat: Dozens of NYC Subway riders, fresh off a Robyn...

Wed, 03 Jun 2026 19:12:33 -0700

murdershegoat:

Dozens of NYC Subway riders, fresh off a Robyn concert, singing “Dancing On My Own” while waiting for the E train. (Video by Triszh Hermogenes)

“character deserved better” (but they were never going to get it that’s the stuff great tragedies…

Wed, 03 Jun 2026 14:25:33 -0700

basingstokemercury:

“character deserved better” (but they were never going to get it that’s the stuff great tragedies are made of) vs “character deserved better” (but the writers really blew it)

sometimes my Beloved Mutuals will rb a post about a certain character archetype and i will have to…

Wed, 03 Jun 2026 10:53:09 -0700

gumy-shark:

gumy-shark:
sometimes my Beloved Mutuals will rb a post about a certain character archetype and i will have to physically restrain myself from saying “yeah you would say that wouldn’t you”
jasper you don’t get to get away with this that easily.
new ask game: what’s the character archetype that makes you go “of course you would say that” when i post about it?

my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “early 2000s harry potter livejournal…

Wed, 03 Jun 2026 09:36:51 -0700

iphisesque:

my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “early 2000s harry potter livejournal forum” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯
me: yeah whatever. i don’t feel shit.
5 minutes later: dude i swear i just saw cassandra clare post an incest fic
my buddy angua9 pacing: msscribe is lying to us

I should be doing more to appreciate the lack of marvel movies in today’s popular culture. I once…

Wed, 03 Jun 2026 07:55:41 -0700

jellogram:

I should be doing more to appreciate the lack of marvel movies in today’s popular culture. I once yearned for marvel movies to have this level of irrelevance. They used to feel almost ozymandian, like an empire that had no beginning and no end. and now tony stark iron man is naught but two vast and trunkless legs of stone.

the thing about nonfiction is you come out of it with several more books to put on your to be read…

Wed, 03 Jun 2026 07:55:30 -0700

kingcatnine:

the thing about nonfiction is you come out of it with several more books to put on your to be read list and it’s only gonna branch out from there so really the only solution is to read every book in human history starting at the beginning

but i don’t LIKE being in a creative fallow period. i want to be an eternal harvest!!! i want to sow…

Wed, 03 Jun 2026 07:47:28 -0700

wildehacked:

but i don’t LIKE being in a creative fallow period. i want to be an eternal harvest!!! i want to sow a little bit and then reap and reap and reap. waiting for the seeds to grow sucks.