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i like angel iggy
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PSA for all Deadpool and Wolverine fanfic writers: Stop writing Logan at a normal weight!
In the comics Logan is 5'3. Everyone knows that. What most don't know is that even at 5'3 he weighs 300 lbs. His skeleton is metal. He's real dense. Man cannot get in a body of water, he will sink every time (this is cannon).
What does that mean for movie!Logan?
He's gonna weigh a lot more. Hugh Jackman is 6'2! He is 11 inches taller than comic!Logan. That means 11 inches of more skeleton metal. He probably weighs closer to like 400lbs. If not more.
When he lays on top of someone, they will feel it. Good luck getting him off of whoever he slept on top of. Good luck breathing.
Edit: @vigilantsycamore did the math and apparently Logan would be closer to 500lbs. Everyone thank them for blessing us with math
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Wars finds out he’s been drinking with college kids,
AKA me having fun with age headcanons :]
"that's one whole Wind"
Wind is a measurement now
I will only be measuring everything in Wind
Warriors is one and a half Wind's tall too, and Legend is one Wind and a Wind's hand tall.
They are all measurable in Wind
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The Orchard’s Wound
Based on an off-screen scene from Retired Assets 1-5 “Broken Things Can Be Mended Anew”
(The WIP name was Link Appleheart)
Alt version below:
This is really cool! The details!! The colors! LOVE IT!
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I don’t understand why twilight princess Link is always headcanoned as like the Grouchy Emo like he’s just a simple farm boy who plays with a slingshot to entertain the kids and drinks milk and whistles on grass and herds goats for fun the boy is Pure and Good and just happens to turn into a wolf occassionally nbd
Zelda Heritage Post
Every time I'm forced by circumstance to hand-sew something, I remember a fairytale I once read. There are lead-up shenanigans as the humble protagonist helps small animals and meets the princess and all that, but in the climax, the princess rigs a contest for her hand by setting her own task: sew her a dress in a single night.
The noble suitors, who have never sewn a thing in their lives, sabotage themselves by their own ambitions: they choose difficult fabrics to work with and cut huge, elaborate patterns and select gems and pearls and beads to sew onto it, and snip such long bits of thread that they lose time detangling their stitches, and ultimately resort to pinning bits together as they run out of time, so that their offerings initially look beautiful and flashy, but when the princess tries them on they stick her with pin ends and fall apart as she moves.
The humble protagonist uses a very simple pattern without embellishments and sews using short lengths of thread (snipped off and threaded for him by little birds of course) which don't tangle and therefore save time. His dress is plain by contrast, but holds together and the princess is able to move freely in it, and so he wins the contest and her hand.
I particularly think about the bit about threading the needle with shorter lengths of thread, needing to tie off more often but avoiding tangles and thereby saving time.
I then ignore that piece of wisdom passed down through who knows how many years and proceed to cut the longest damn length of thread I can manage because I hate tying off beginning or ending knots and I will not subject myself to more of that even if it does mean more tangles along the way.