the weird one

Hey! What are your fav Constructiprowl fics? Ever read Empire of Dirt by interface on Ao3? Scrapper lives and the Gestalt are basically a mafia ruling Cybertron behind the scenes. There’s also some soulmate au mixed in along with the angst. It’s just so freaking good, probably the best Constructiprowl fic I’ve read. Also, have you seen this new G1 Constructiprowl fic on Ao3? https://archiveofourown.org/works/77279401/chapters/202315486

Sat, 11 Apr 2026 21:15:10 -0400

Hello!! ^w^

I did read Empire of Dirt, I thought it was a good read.

And yes!! I have been reading the new fic too, gosh, I’m always so so happy to see a fic that includes Scrapper. And G1 Constructiprowl is like my favorite thing ever! I think this fic is very funny too hehe (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶) ‹𝟹

My favorite Constructiprowl fics have to be these:

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“Devastate This” https://archiveofourown.org/works/28016043/chapters/68628351

This is straight up my favorite of them all; it’s the fic that got me fully into the ship. I have re-read it so many times, it’s just so good!! And great if you’re starting to get into constructiprowl.

“Underpinning” https://archiveofourown.org/works/17462870

This is my second favorite. And it’s the one that got me to fall in love with Scrapprowl!! ₍₍⚞(˶>ᗜ<˶)⚟⁾⁾

I also love these as well:

“Five too Many” https://archiveofourown.org/works/5030614/chapters/11562982

“Something for the headache” https://archiveofourown.org/works/2251698/chapters/4941885

“Constructicon Green” https://archiveofourown.org/works/67770156/chapters/175212031

“Long Haul's Got it Down Bad” https://archiveofourown.org/works/75312031

“Swell” https://archiveofourown.org/works/30069942

“Full and loving it” https://archiveofourown.org/works/53272132

“Lingerie” https://archiveofourown.org/works/40656102 (changed my life btw)

“Restrained” https://archiveofourown.org/works/71773926

“Prowl White and the Seven Constructicons” https://archiveofourown.org/works/36722893/chapters/91608574

And a lot more lmao, but if I keep going on and on this post would be too long hehe🤭

Thank you for your ask!! (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶)

cydraulics: Thinking about an AU where starscream is megatron’s...

Mon, 06 Apr 2026 13:53:00 -0400

cydraulics:

Thinking about an AU where starscream is megatron’s favorite freelance assassin instead of his second-in-command

AUs that I like Explained Very, Very Badly:

Tue, 03 Mar 2026 00:58:46 -0500

autism-autobot:

Flower of a Poisonous Seed (FloaPS) by @autism-autobot :
Wukong gets nerfed big time and it’s Nezha’s problem that he really enjoys dealing with
Lionsword by @weaverpop :
Crack ships galore
Shadowpeach Bio Parents Au by @kyri45 :
Nuwa: “Hey, I made a fan-child for you!” *holds up MK*
Wukong & Macaque: I’m sorry, you WHAT???!!!
A Garden Across Our Collarbone by @pittdpeaches :
Tang & Pigsy: We share skin
Red Son: Ew
Also Red Son: *shares skin with MK and likes it*
Stone Egg Aus by @quitealotofsodapop :
A Stone Monkey has a 99% chance of dying if they bare a child.
As if that’s going to stop Wukong.
Tea Collection by @qingyingpocketlirary :
Chi Yue: You seem troubled, here’s a cup of tea!
Whoever’s with her: *info/trauma dumps*
Time Traveling Monkey by @quesocheeso :
MK time travels
Also Wukong is the Jade Emperor now
He’s actually really good at it
3am by @quesocheeso :
Shadowpeach can’t decide whether they’re in a relationship or not
They have like, 4 kids
Drunken Shadowpeach by @madabapf :
Shadowpeach gets drunk
Nezha is not paid enough to care
Pork Noodles by @lopearrat :
Get river-watered, idiot
The New Past by @lululocomo :
MK jumped through the pillar, resetting the timeline… kinda
Roasted Marshmallows by @ne-cocoa :
Spicynoodles is so sweet your teeth with decay instantly

You all are amazing writers/artists, great job everyone

I’m working on how I would integrate the other celestial primates into LMK (which does mean I’ve…

Thu, 26 Feb 2026 14:53:31 -0500

the-phoenix-heart:

I’m working on how I would integrate the other celestial primates into LMK (which does mean I’ve gone down a bit of a primate rabbit hole) and for the hell of it I thought I would associate the 4 celestial primates + MK with the five elements system aka Wuxing.
Wukong - Fire. This is canon to the journey to the west book btw. For Obvious reasons.
Macaque - Water. I know a lot of the fandom associates him with wind because of the Macaque King in the original book, but that’s not actually an element in the Wuxing system. I initially chose water because it seemed fitting for how opposite he is with Wukong, but upon further investigation: Water is associated with the color black, the traits lined up, and its sensory organ is the ears. It really worked out perfectly.
Chikao Mahou (The Red Buttocked Horse Monkey) - Earth. A character who has never appeared, but when I looked at what Chikao is said to be able to do (“Has knowledge of yin and yang, Understands human affairs, Is adept in its daily life, And able to avoid death and lengthen its life”), Earth seemed like a good fit. In basic terms, as an element it is associated with stability, containment, and fidelity, which seemed fitting for the character I’m working on.
Tongbi Yuanhou (The Long Armed Gibbon) - Wood. The Gibbon was the last one I associated with an element, so Wood was all that was left, but what I found in my research is that Wood is associated with grasping, reaching, and that fit for a the associations the Gibbon has (“Seize the sun and the moon, Shorten a thousand mountains, Distinguish the auspicious from the inauspicious, And manipulate planets and stars.”)
MK - Metal. Initially I picked it for it’s association with his mechs, but then upon investigation it really worked with his relationship with water and fire. Metal is said to purify Water in this system (helping to redeem Macaque) while Water can rust Metal (Macaque in season 1 trying to corrupt MK), and Fire can both refine and mold Metal, but can also melt it.

Early shadownilla valentine drawings! Enjoyy

Fri, 13 Feb 2026 08:15:08 -0500

roddcherry:

Early shadownilla valentine drawings! Enjoyy

I know what you are

Wed, 11 Feb 2026 00:00:17 -0500

cloudster-clown:

I know what you are

I first want to share my designs for some of the Sans AUs in my verse!! :D

Mon, 26 Jan 2026 12:46:25 -0500

m0shi-i:

I first want to share my designs for some of the Sans AUs in my verse!! :D
I made them a little while ago but I’m still pretty happy with them 😌✨

I’m always open to discussions or questions! >:3

How having these two fixations feels like

Sun, 28 Dec 2025 02:22:32 -0500

crees-a:

How having these two fixations feels like

Tue, 23 Dec 2025 17:52:48 -0500

1luckyrubberducky:

flopugh: #Merry crisis

Sat, 13 Dec 2025 14:43:37 -0500

flopugh:

#Merry crisis

How it feels being a little hater with your friends in private spaces and never actually going out…

Fri, 12 Dec 2025 16:36:02 -0500

some-pers0n:

How it feels being a little hater with your friends in private spaces and never actually going out of your way to harass or bully anyone

silent salt and white lily two minutes after he mutilated her and set her on fire

Tue, 09 Dec 2025 20:46:37 -0500

justn0t:

silent salt and white lily two minutes after he mutilated her and set her on fire

Wheeljack attempts cooking for his human friends. It goes about as well as you might expect.

Fri, 07 Nov 2025 12:47:28 -0500

stormygopher:

Wheeljack attempts cooking for his human friends. It goes about as well as you might expect.
Half of them don’t even know what banana bread is but they’re always down to roast Wheeljack

It’s the fact that he has been trying to find a worse person than the last to fumble

Tue, 26 Aug 2025 13:04:37 -0400

leragoessouth:

It’s the fact that he has been trying to find a worse person than the last to fumble

what an odd looking sheep

Sat, 23 Aug 2025 14:56:33 -0400

gingermaple:

what an odd looking sheep

a dance for two

Sun, 13 Jul 2025 04:26:29 -0400

sacri-lamb:

a dance for two

Is this what you call yaoi?

Sun, 13 Jul 2025 01:10:37 -0400

kaimonmusume:

Is this what you call yaoi?

BROOOOOOO

Sat, 07 Jun 2025 17:01:59 -0400

amberluvsbugs:

Split
I made a full render of the split segment for my part of the ‘Dr. Sunshine is dead MAP’, I’ve been told that a lot of peeps really liked this specific frame :D

+did an animated variant because yes.

BROOOOOOO

“Strike where the heart speaks true “

Fri, 09 May 2025 05:50:58 -0400

pinkiepig:

“Strike where the heart speaks true “
By the way the scoliosis I received from drawing this is immaculate
Keep reading

I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he’s the…

Mon, 05 May 2025 18:07:24 -0400

serioussnowcone:

toastedjam-deactivated20250528:
a-rather-large-group-of-fags:
blacklicoriceisgood:
what-is-going-on-im-confused:
mintbecrazy:
theonethatburned:
totally-ironland:
scp-threats-is-back:
four-leafed-queer-gal-deactivat:
hyperoperationfractallisation:
winnebagowarri0r:
madambellepepper:
rightintheghoulies:
epersonae:
foone:
ryo0o0o:
vivian-the-barbarian:
foone:
I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he’s the perfect example of a catholic priest
What do you expect? He’s a man of the cloth
Why were you trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be a catholic priest ?
Usual reasons
Kermit for pope
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Kermit the Pope
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@kermit-the-fag-uwu
KERMIT FOR POPE
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@howisthepope
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