not a bot just executive dysfunction

“crosby was mackinnon’s first” is all i heard espn say

Sat, 06 Jun 2026 13:34:53 +1000

tulowitzki:

“crosby was mackinnon’s first” is all i heard espn say

Sat, 06 Jun 2026 13:32:09 +1000

bimkis:

natimaxgrilka:
Jesus he’s just glistening-

Team Canada singing O Canada as they celebrate winning the 4 Nations Face-Off.

Sat, 06 Jun 2026 13:30:58 +1000

bimkis:

lil-bastard-deactivated20250726:
Team Canada singing O Canada as they celebrate winning the 4 Nations Face-Off.
sigh…I miss this team….sigh…..siighhhhhhhhhh

he’s sick of it!!!!!!!

Sat, 06 Jun 2026 13:09:33 +1000

nuge:

he’s sick of it!!!!!!!
mcdrai | the drop | episode 56

yes I will need 3-5 business days to recover from this . don’t text

Sat, 06 Jun 2026 13:06:57 +1000

couthbbg:

yes I will need 3-5 business days to recover from this . don’t text

2024 nhl player media tour

Sat, 06 Jun 2026 13:05:08 +1000

reneserseya:

2024 nhl player media tour
Connor in Jack’s domain. v2

Faceoff. Inside The NHL. ep05. (2024)

Sat, 06 Jun 2026 12:59:49 +1000

reneserseya:

Faceoff. Inside The NHL. ep05. (2024)
connor mcdavid

└ rakell riding necas down the ice | col vs. pit | 3.4.25

Sat, 06 Jun 2026 12:53:38 +1000

bimkis:

samgirard:
└ rakell riding necas down the ice | col vs. pit | 3.4.25
get OFF of each other oh my god you two

person who hates change becomes sports fan. 100 found dead

Sat, 06 Jun 2026 12:52:52 +1000

frasermittens:

person who hates change becomes sports fan. 100 found dead

Pittsburgh Penguins @ Calgary Flames ⤷ February 6, 2015

Sat, 06 Jun 2026 12:39:34 +1000

jesperwallstedts:

Pittsburgh Penguins @ Calgary Flames
⤷ February 6, 2015

Sat, 06 Jun 2026 12:25:46 +1000

correctopinionhaver:

tomfoolery at an all time high

Sat, 06 Jun 2026 12:16:19 +1000

internetwesley:

confetti-vampire:
tomfoolery at an all time high

we are so fucking back baby

unfortunately i have free will so im about to make art that is going to appeal to basically 4…

Sat, 06 Jun 2026 12:15:54 +1000

stitchposts:

unfortunately i have free will so im about to make art that is going to appeal to basically 4 people. let us hope those 4 people follow me.

I’m unwell frankly (this old gem of a video)

Sat, 06 Jun 2026 11:59:19 +1000

raikkonens:

anonymouspinkturtle:
I’m unwell frankly (this old gem of a video)

Detroit Red Wings @ Pittsburgh Penguins ⤷ June 2, 2009 | Stanley Cup Finals Game 3

Sat, 06 Jun 2026 11:50:45 +1000

jesperwallstedts:

Detroit Red Wings @ Pittsburgh Penguins
⤷ June 2, 2009 | Stanley Cup Finals Game 3

me as an nhl reporter in a post-game press interview: so do you agree that feeling the most secure…

Sat, 06 Jun 2026 11:02:26 +1000

timbitshockey:

me as an nhl reporter in a post-game press interview: so do you agree that feeling the most secure touching each other while wearing literal armour is a metaphor for the human condition? your vulnerability in these goal celebrations is offset by the fact that you aren’t actually physically touching each other; you literally can’t touch each other, and this is the only time you try. does that fact ever make you reflect on your relationships with your teammates? would you so gleefully have held him if he’d achieved a victory in his personal life, off the ice? in his home? the padding protects you in more ways than one, does it not? isn’t this the nature of human connection, played out on television screens like a soap opera? don’t you think we all watch because we want to hold our friends after their successes and console them after our losses but feel blocked by their armour? by our own?
the nhl player who just physically exerted himself for a full hour who’s still out of breath and sweating and only picked up 1/5th of what i just said: uhhhh, wh— well, it’s a team effort out there, we, uhh, give it 110%—

did you know that apparently if you try to act normal the normalness doesn’t come through but the…

Sat, 06 Jun 2026 10:16:17 +1000

fairycosmos:

did you know that apparently if you try to act normal the normalness doesn’t come through but the acting does. and did you know apparently everyone can smell this on you like a bloodhound

some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because…

Sat, 06 Jun 2026 08:09:13 +1000

insufferablepirate:

headspace-hotel:
apatheticfluorescence:
some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they’re so normalized. Like I’ll look at a van Gogh and I’m like wait this really is amazing you guys don’t get it
Shakespeare is like this
Every time I see a Van Gogh that’s not one of his better known pieces it absolutely blows me away
Have you seen this shit my liege? smh unreal

would u still love me if i were stuck in a cycle i’ve never been able to break

Sat, 06 Jun 2026 03:04:10 +1000

mr-mistyeyed:

would u still love me if i were stuck in a cycle i’ve never been able to break

Sat, 06 Jun 2026 03:03:55 +1000

clearlightwired:

clearlightwired:
clearlightwired:
clearlightwired: