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3x18 - Distant Voices

Sat, 06 Jun 2026 07:49:28 -0400

skybson:

3x18 - Distant Voices

whatever lol (in tears)

Sat, 06 Jun 2026 07:44:36 -0400

8nin:

whatever lol (in tears)

burnout from not doing anything

Fri, 05 Jun 2026 09:18:43 -0400

cdzen:

burnout from not doing anything

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

Thu, 04 Jun 2026 16:38:40 -0400

muffinlance:

fluorescentbrains:
venndaai:
venndaai:
have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.
they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.
their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.
longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years
toxic flesh
has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that’s evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn’t seem to bother them much.
lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion
largest genome of any shark
eats everything including moose and polar bears
ma'am you are delightfully strange and I’m privileged to share a planet with you
this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard
just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !
Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!
Eye-opening research: Greenland sharks maintain vision for centuries through DNA repair mechanism
I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks

my problem is if i enjoy something enough i will be nitpicking. i Will have things to say about…

Thu, 04 Jun 2026 16:35:37 -0400

valtsv:

my problem is if i enjoy something enough i will be nitpicking. i Will have things to say about where and how it failed. out of nothing but love straight from my heart. unfortunately this often makes me indistinguishable from a hater who has never experienced joy or kindness. such is the amateur critic’s burden.

inkskinned: i’m pretty calm and understanding but if i say “please don’t touch me” and you proceed...

Thu, 04 Jun 2026 16:35:09 -0400

inkskinned:

i’m pretty calm and understanding but if i say “please don’t touch me” and you proceed to purposefully touch me, natural instinct will kick in and the large raptor which operates this machine will bite your fucking hand off

Today I learned that the creator of “Widow’s Bay” was The Babadook meme girl

Thu, 04 Jun 2026 15:45:26 -0400

maryoliveoil:

Today I learned that the creator of “Widow’s Bay” was The Babadook meme girl
ALT
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Thu, 04 Jun 2026 15:44:55 -0400

cakebatteronabrickwall:

Thu, 04 Jun 2026 15:44:22 -0400

乱七八糟的🐍

Wed, 03 Jun 2026 14:41:10 -0400

absurdt:

乱七八糟的🐍

Spot. The difference.

Wed, 03 Jun 2026 14:37:27 -0400

trek-tracks:

Spot. The difference.

“I asked ChatGPT-” Yeah well I asked Lieutenant Commander Data Soong from engineering and he told me…

Wed, 03 Jun 2026 14:36:10 -0400

rubedo-and-epsilon:

“I asked ChatGPT-” Yeah well I asked Lieutenant Commander Data Soong from engineering and he told me that while he could, in fact, do my physics homework, he fears that it may have a negative impact on my academic performance and that he would not proceed with this arrangement.

Happy Pride Month

Wed, 03 Jun 2026 09:57:47 -0400

blazeofbones:

Happy Pride Month

More of you need to learn about these ☝️

Wed, 03 Jun 2026 09:19:42 -0400

jadenebula:

qi-mera:
More of you need to learn about these ☝️

Wed, 03 Jun 2026 09:05:57 -0400

my-dailydreams:

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in…

Wed, 03 Jun 2026 08:49:37 -0400

moghedien:

moghedien:
I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with
But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy
Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

Wed, 03 Jun 2026 08:48:50 -0400

wearegoingfuckinganywhereman:

people are soooo mean to the color yellow and it hurts my heart like u mean the color of the sun!?!?…

Wed, 03 Jun 2026 08:48:41 -0400

decompose1:

people are soooo mean to the color yellow and it hurts my heart like u mean the color of the sun!?!? daffodils and buttercups and dandelions!? canary feathers and fresh butter and the warm glow of light and the trees in autumn???? for shame. joyless.

Wed, 03 Jun 2026 08:24:58 -0400

tanyayoung-322:

THE VAMPIRE LESTAT Live at the Beacon Theater

Wed, 03 Jun 2026 06:14:46 -0400

lestatdelioncuort:

THE VAMPIRE LESTAT Live at the Beacon Theater