GET UP COWARD

ray toro

Fri, 05 Jun 2026 19:33:22 -0400

ray toro

the mealdonin

Fri, 05 Jun 2026 19:30:47 -0400

the mealdonin

i took a sip of my orange squash and realised my mouth is tingly am i fucking allergic to peach…

Fri, 05 Jun 2026 19:26:31 -0400

infectiouspiss:

infectiouspiss:
okay i’m gonna go take a second melatonin because this shit needs to smack me around the skull with a baseball bat and right now it’s doing fuck all
THE MELATONIN GUMMIES ARE PEACH FLAVOURED BLEH!! YUCKY!!! PTOOEY!!!!

i took a sip of my orange squash and realised my mouth is tingly am i fucking allergic to peach flavouring is that why i hate peach so much am i allergic and my body is telling me to leave that shit alone

do they ever hang on there’s a police helicopter circling overhead

Fri, 05 Jun 2026 19:23:56 -0400

they’re hunting down bishop for trying to ask incredibly important kitty bunny asks please god someone help

i think the nearest airport also has like 4 planes in a holding pattern which is... unusual. i hope none of this has anything to do with the large amounts of fireworks that i heard earlier....

THE MELATONIN GUMMIES ARE PEACH FLAVOURED BLEH!! YUCKY!!! PTOOEY!!!!

Fri, 05 Jun 2026 19:22:10 -0400

infectiouspiss:

okay i’m gonna go take a second melatonin because this shit needs to smack me around the skull with a baseball bat and right now it’s doing fuck all

THE MELATONIN GUMMIES ARE PEACH FLAVOURED BLEH!! YUCKY!!! PTOOEY!!!!

okay i’m gonna go take a second melatonin because this shit needs to smack me around the skull with…

Fri, 05 Jun 2026 19:17:42 -0400

okay i’m gonna go take a second melatonin because this shit needs to smack me around the skull with a baseball bat and right now it’s doing fuck all

a!

Fri, 05 Jun 2026 19:16:35 -0400

infectiouspiss:

a!

i always wanted to fuck her

Fri, 05 Jun 2026 19:15:16 -0400

i always wanted to fuck her

I was at a show last weekend and a cis guy in a band I know was standing directly in front of me (visibly and openly trans) wearing a t-shirt that said “trap addict” and explaining to people “a trap is a trans” and I’m still thinking about it and so pissed/grossed out

Fri, 05 Jun 2026 19:11:01 -0400

ew ew ew ew ew ew kill him

Endo skeleton? Like from minecraft?

Fri, 05 Jun 2026 19:09:56 -0400

no !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

her <3

Endo skeleton? Like from minecraft?

Fri, 05 Jun 2026 19:08:56 -0400

no !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The thing they dont tell you about being on T is hair in yiur belly button

Fri, 05 Jun 2026 19:07:57 -0400

and butthole hair. two hairs on either side of your butthole hold hands and when you wipe they catch the paper and you just have to hope that your follicles are stronger than the bond between these two hairs

Who is the least conventionally attractive fnaf animatronic because in my mind they’re all hot

Fri, 05 Jun 2026 19:06:21 -0400

i guess ? withered bonnie ? maybe ??? or the endoskeleton? i really don't know

Am I the only one who thinks Gerard looked miserable talking to Trisha?

Fri, 05 Jun 2026 19:04:04 -0400

gerard should have slapped trisha for dressing as gerard and filming porn in costume

just like. for the crowd.

Fri, 05 Jun 2026 19:02:23 -0400

illyadolatry:

just like. for the crowd.
here’s the sexual content guidelines saying nudity is ok
here’s the bit from the termination email telling you you can make a new account as long as it doesn’t break the same rule
here’s the guidelines for what counts as explicit (not mature, aka grounds for content deletion)
here’s the section telling us that you will always be able to respond to content getting flagged as explicit (lie)
here’s the section where it says you will be notified when your accunt gets terminated, and that the appeals are reviewed by humans (both lies)
and by the way, posting a single thing against ToS isn’t supposed to be grounds for deletion,

jerking off with ehlers danlos syndrome is such bullshit man the arm holding the phone with porn on…

Fri, 05 Jun 2026 18:30:27 -0400

jerking off with ehlers danlos syndrome is such bullshit man the arm holding the phone with porn on decided a cheeky shoulder sublux was a vital part of the orgasm experience

only us.

Fri, 05 Jun 2026 18:26:22 -0400

tuherrus:

only us.

i normally jerk off before bed but i jerked off earlier today and now i don’t know if i need to jerk…

Fri, 05 Jun 2026 17:21:03 -0400

i normally jerk off before bed but i jerked off earlier today and now i don’t know if i need to jerk off before bed too oh no . my autism

pheonix, az / 08.01.2007

Fri, 05 Jun 2026 17:19:45 -0400

skeletoncrevvs:

pheonix, az / 08.01.2007
ph: amanda june / scream louder media

we gotta do something

Fri, 05 Jun 2026 17:18:57 -0400

gerardwaysbob:

we gotta do something