im never serious but I always mean it

just said the Worlds Faggiest "Thank Youuuuu" to the cute subway guy making my sandwich

also after realising how GAY my "thank youuuu~~ ^_^" and the little curtsy i did was, i grabbed my sandwich off him, my smile faded from embarrassment and i turned around and marched out the door without saying anything else

he saw me go in real time from faggot to emotionless robot

why would you queue this post. it is may and you set this up to remind me specifically of my romantic failures from november last year

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

RPF: Research-Proven Facts

me and my losing dog think you suck btw

tshirt concept

the grink was there. it didnt change anything but it still matters that the grink was there.

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

hey. good luck with everything, okay? [cutting the rope connecting your boat to the dock] just good luck. [starts pushing your boat further towards the stream] just have a good luck out there