Funny congratulations quotes

These short funny quotes for graduation are perfect for when you want to add some humor to the day. Use one of hese hilarious grad sayings for a caption or congratulations message.

Send a colleague, friend or loved one best wishes in their new role, sure they will smash it! card

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Funny graduation quotes like, "Don’t take life too seriously; nobody makes it out alive" by Elbert Hubbard. Prepare to laugh.

Send your love to the new parents and welcome them to parenthood with this funny congratulations card reminding them that their sleep schedule is about to be ruined thanks to their newest addition! card

Congratulations on getting through the easiest part of life.

Let someone know how extremely super duper proud of them and their achievements you are with this sweet and simple card. card

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As eager high school and college seniors don mortarboard caps and glossy gowns for their parades across commencement podiums, families and friends seek memorable comments to enclose with graduation greetings, gifts, gift cards, and other mementos. What funny graduation quotes might be cited on such a celebratory occasion? NOTE: Written by this author, this copyrighted material originally appeared on another publisher’s site. That site no longer exists. This author holds all rights to this…

Success is like being pregnant everyone says congratulations but nobody knows how many times you were fucked.

Celebrate the graduate's milestone with a touch of humor! Explore our collection of funny and witty graduation messages that are sure to bring a smile to their face. From clever puns to playful jokes, these light-hearted wishes will add an extra dose of laughter to their special day.

Share these memes to congratulate someone who did it, those who graduated or got promoted, the ones who need a friendly pat on the back and those who will smile knowing how glad you are too.

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