they call me leads guy

What do you mean that you can actually do stuff

I'm glad you think of me as a fetid enfeebled sack of hard clay that can't do anything at all.

No one has ever made money

Okay I feel like maybe you don't like me even at all.

Just saw a fish get his head torn asunder by a massive cleaver. Hope he’s okay.

He is not.

I'm trying to remain optimistic

I’m literally in my beast form going to bed

Stop calling the crumbs shit. None of you realize how hard it is to photoshop crumbs falling mid-air via a birds-eye perspective. They don't just have 'mid-air granola crumbs' on google, no one has ever thought of photographing that before. I had to color a bunch of boulders brown. I had to find images of various boulders and color them brown, whnich yeah, when I say it out loud, does make it sound like a funny euphemism for shit, but it's really more of a light brown color and it took a lot of time and effort, so stop.

i thought they were bees.

oh my fucking god. oh my god. it can't possibly look like that to you

If your friend starts making home made sour dough, it's too late, you will have to kill them

what if it's my dad puki. what then

awwwww </3

I’m literally in my beast form going to bed