I keep thinking this! very frustrating

fuck!

i really fuck with it when my oomfs start their posts in media res. they'll open it with a phrase like "it's just funny because..." and then i look at their blog to see what's funny and. nothing.

It's like how Beowulf opens with a call to attention.

posting is exactly like beowulf

whose idea was this tile pattern

how my foot feels after i sit cross legged and motionless for hours on end

The near-to-total lack of pattern is almost an accomplishment in itself really

I'm torn between thinking 'this is a magical IRL shitpost' and 'what arse tiled a bathroom like my migraines?'

This is what my muscles feel like 24/7.

i tthought this was qr codes

there's a minotaur in the center of this

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

yes!!! thank you!!! I hate when people do this, it's one of my uh... one of my... oh no...

the edible will hit when you least expect it

Writing tips:

“You feel the bulge in his pants” - implies that you are feeling some guy’s penis, may be sexy depending on context

“You feel the bugle in his pants” - implies that this guy has a military horn in his pants, invites confusing questions like why does he have that and how big are his pockets

Both options convey that he's horny

How dare you be funnier than me on my own post

i think everyone who's ever had migraines should be financially compensated forever btw

about a month into my first year of undergrad I went into the dining hall - perfectly sober but more tired than I had previously known was possible - and got myself a full bowl of chopped garlic somehow thinking it was rice, and just sat down and ate a spoonful of it and realised my mistake

finally… too much garlic

I made a thing.  Happy pride 🏳️‍🌈

number one rule! never believe ur thoughts after 10 pm . unless its about The Character then believe all of your thoughts wholeheartedly

I like when this is about a stop you are currently at and are observing with your own two eyeballs. Was it the ghost tram. The invisible tram

Okay so it turns out I was at the wrong stop

Doing a thing for a Pride thing.

Sen may be the best in the business at drawing Cool Sword

public defenders get behind me. i’ll defend you this time

“so you like criminals?” I LIKE THE RIGHT TO A FAIR TRIAL.

Non-binary people get louder NOW. Non-binary people get angrier NOW. Be a killjoy. Get obnoxious about your pronouns. Put gendered words together in ways that people don't like and spit on the ones they think are mandatory. Refuse to laugh at their stupid exorsexist "jokes". Dress in ways they don't understand. Refuse to answer their prying questions. Tell exorsexists to kiss your ass. Keep your chin up. Raise your voice. Get loud and a little cocky. I want to see your nonbinarity from outer space. Don't get it twisted; do it TODAY. Do you understand me?

*insert raaaa skeleton banging sheild*

Apparently it's aromantic visibility day today (June 5th)

so uh hi? I'm aromantic.

Can you see me now?

i understand that it's unreasonable to expect a band on world tour to play in every country in the world but i do think they should only be allowed to call it a world tour if they play in every continent. we need to make it embarrassing to say world tour and then not even step foot in africa