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oblivion is an abysmal game and everyone should play it

Farewell!

NOW IN REMASTERED HD

proposed new holiday: valoween. combination valentines and halloween. take a monster on a date

Guillermo Del Toro we know that’s you

ICE CREAM SONGS (NEW MBMBAM ANIMATION)

because atoms are 99.99999999999% empty space, humans are technically just really shitty ghosts that can’t pass through walls and have to eat

Now, the term “criminally small” gets thrown around a lot on this blog. But I ask you… are you ready to behold true tininess? 

This baby Mozambique rain frog [Breviceps mossambicus] was found and phtoographed near the Vis-Agier resort in Sodwana Bay, South Africa. These frogs require no water source to reproduce, instead laying eggs underground which then hatch by direct development into tiny frogs like the one you see above. These frogs inhabit a wide range of central and southern Africa, and are most commonly found after brief periods of rain. Images by Vis-Agie Resort on Facebook.

oh my god that’s so illegal

they can’t be arrested for their tininess crimes

there are no cuffs that bitty

The pokemon world springs to life in the art of Chris Hohl

PLEASE tell me what game this is

IF i’m correct the game’s called カニノケンカ which is like…Fight Crab basically. the dev also made this game where you become various sea creatures and shoot lasers 

A reminder

EL TIGRE ES PEQUEÑO Y GORDO

Why are videos of crabs wielding knives such a common phenomenon

they cant hold guns

Cause as a chef I like to make it a fair fight

Shane was clearly not listening.

(i did not put everything because this would be an hour long)

concept: I am granted one wish by the universe, which is to live long enough to see the continents form back into one large supercontinent. For hundreds of years, I bide my times meeting new people, learning new hobbies, taking apr tin life and culture. For thousands of years, I explore new planets now that space travel is easily accessible. Eventually, I am grounded on earth for good, for millions of years. Mostly alone.

With no humans left to make conversation, I wander at my leisure, sometimes sitting for a very long time, sometimes walking for months on end, swimming across seas, cataloguing the rise and fall of plants and animals, doing cartwheels up mountains, and napping for millennia at a time near fault lines so I can be rocked to sleep by the rumble of the Earth.

Every few million years, I make my way back to the very edge of one continent and watch the progress of the convergence. I swim across the gap and take a look at it from the other side. I try to remember my geology 101 class from 50 million years ago. I can’t remember why continents move in the first place. I decide it doesn’t matter why. They just are.

Eventually, it’s been 125 million years. I don’t know that exactly, of course. I haven’t been keeping track. But there is only about 10 meters left between the final land masses that need to meet to satisfy me. Of course, by now, the land is one large mass, but I’ve been waiting for it to meet in this particular spot. For more than 100 million years. So I sit and wait.

Some sort of insect hops onto my knee. This is amazing, I think. I haven’t seen an insect around here in 10,000 years. Where did it come from? I’m staring at it until it eventually dies, and then I stare at its body until it becomes dust. Finally, I look back up.

The continents have come together. I wasn’t paying attention. I fuckin’ missed it.

“oh my god” the universe says. “to fulfill your wish you have to SEE it happen, you were VERY specific. now you have to wait for them to separate and come together AGAIN.”

I go look for more bugs.