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I Like Yellow Now

@teaboot

♡He/Him♡ Canadian
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💛 FAQ 💛

  • Yes I am Canadian
  • Everyone thinks it’s Tea-Bot, no worries
  • My favourite tea is passionfruit boba
  • Yeah people put my posts on other sites a lot lmao. what can you do
  • I got the URL by listing off a bunch of short words that feel good in my mouth and jamming ‘em together in different combos until I found one that felt best to say
  • It is absolutely fine to ask me for advice on stuff, just know I might not answer or it may take a while to think of how to say stuff properly
  • No I’m not famous, I’ve just been here a long ass time and am incapable of shutting up. It’s a monkeys with typewriters situation, I’m just rolling with it
  • My art tag is #Doodleboot if you’re looking for stuff! :D
  • I do private security for a living, tag for that is #Teablart. Yes that is a Paul Blart Mall Cop reference. No I do not carry weapons.
  • Yes I am the guy from the Turbo Divorce post
  • Yes I am the guy from the Mike With A Haircut Top Surgery post
  • Yes I am the guy who wrote the Olaf Rant
  • No, Olaf the Snowman does not plague me any longer. The bizarre demonic rage that possessed me like a dark spirit passed almost immediately after I wrote that post. I have no explanation for why that happened
  • #Ollieposting is the tag for all updates on my most precious and beautiful firstborn son, who I love more than anything else on this good green earth. Yes he is a cat

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Anonymous asked:

What if... the bear is in your house?

You Survive Until You Can Live.

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Anonymous asked:

I need you to know that the post about your sick ass bard outfit made my entire phone crash and had to be rebooted. They were right to disqualify you, I'm afraid, you were too powerful

Don't you mean it had to be

Teabooted

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Anonymous asked:

Cishet peoples' feelings is collateral damage at best

Buddy if "let allies attend and participate in pride" reads to you as "what if excluding them makes them feel bad :(" and not "Shit Is So Fucking Hard Right Now, We Are Going To Flood The Streets In So Much Unity And Love That Fuckers Think Twice Before Screwing With Any Of Us" then I'm not sure what to tell you

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Anonymous asked:

brothers not on T???? im post-hysto now but i stopped having periods only months after starting!

Nahhhh I'm on other meds for my brain right now and only just got my mental situation figured out, I don't want to throw myself off with Puberty 2 just yet

Besides, I'm lucky enough to pass p easy as long as I can keep my mouth shut

(Guy who sounds EXACTLY like his mom)

(I want that voice drop)

Also I have broad shoulders thick eyebrows and a couple facial hairs naturally, doj't really care about a beard of chest hair or nothin so my primary self-image issue is the voice the tits 'n' the little lady arms

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Ultimate allo enby bisexual naming themselves "Guns" so yyou can. So you can Fing

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Ultimate allo enby bisexual naming themselves "Guns" so yyou can. So you can Fing

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Layering my Short Skirt, Long Jacket (CAKE) over my White Tee (CORPSE) and Blue Jeans (Lana Del Ray) Knee Socks (Arctic Monkeys) and Blue Suede Shoes (Elvis) and then putting on my Raspberry Beret (Prince) before I head out to the Bard Olympics where I am disqualified for performance-enhancing power buffs. On my way home I am cast as a sassy but cute side character in an early 2010's Disney Channel original series. I look fresh as hell

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Haters Call Me Bitch Tits The Clown

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I guess that makes you a Sharp Dressed Man (ZZ Top)

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*finger guns*

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Can I be honest with yall I don't want to hear SHIT against cishets at pride this year

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"But it's not FOR them!!!" The biggest military power in the world belongs to a christofascist nation overseen by a felon found guilty of 34 federal crimes and has greenlit a gestapo with more direct funding than the entire military of Canada for the purpose of ethnic cleansing. Let Hetero Jessica throw some biodegradable glitter at a municipal parade

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At this point if anyone is trying to exclude anyone benignly pro-queer from a pro-queer space I'm just going to assume you're a fed or something idk like something something destabilize the movement from within or whatever

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Layering my Short Skirt, Long Jacket (CAKE) over my White Tee (CORPSE) and Blue Jeans (Lana Del Ray) Knee Socks (Arctic Monkeys) and Blue Suede Shoes (Elvis) and then putting on my Raspberry Beret (Prince) before I head out to the Bard Olympics where I am disqualified for performance-enhancing power buffs. On my way home I am cast as a sassy but cute side character in an early 2010's Disney Channel original series. I look fresh as hell

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Haters Call Me Bitch Tits The Clown

#I don't know what inspired this#Sometimes words appear in my head and don't go away until I do something about it
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Layering my Short Skirt, Long Jacket (CAKE) over my White Tee (CORPSE) and Blue Jeans (Lana Del Ray) Knee Socks (Arctic Monkeys) and Blue Suede Shoes (Elvis) and then putting on my Raspberry Beret (Prince) before I head out to the Bard Olympics where I am disqualified for performance-enhancing power buffs. On my way home I am cast as a sassy but cute side character in an early 2010's Disney Channel original series. I look fresh as hell

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I don't have ms paint but just pretend it is bc no one knows paintbrush for mac but i can assure you it was just as hellish if not worse since theres technically no brushes other than a pixel round brush and the worst looking freaking spray paint

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