Britney Spears shot by Nigel Parry in 2000

riding dick the first time like

Okay, I’ll take your Pokémon for a few seconds, then.

Thank you for waiting, we’ve restored your Pokémon to full health. We hope to see you again!

nice

No offense but there is no such thing as rush-douching

Does this come with a backstory

Is that a pun?

When you lowkey get possessed on stage but still gotta perform

wheel of fortune

puzzle: H E _ _ O

category: greeting

contestant: spins

wheel: $5000

contestant: L!

pat: no L

asleep on a thursday night? God, you’re responsible

take off your shoes in bed you dirty little rodent

yeah you’d like to see sonics feet wouldn’t you

Remember this tragic scene from Jem and the Holograms? 😔

grandpa pussy attack

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