go to the thrift store for the REAL fire🔥🔥🔥

THE GRIND NEVER STARTS ‼️🔥💯💯

THE GRIND NEVER STARTS ‼️🔥💯💯

THE GRIND NEVER STARTS ‼️🔥💯💯

your cat was an honor to see in the window

canon btw

(forgetting the word “touchscreen”) my mom’s new car has an amazing digital surface

SICK OF THESE GAY PEOPLE!

Nvm… Prode

got the bus back home today and it was my fav bus driver, he let me on for free. went to tap my card but he just said 'beep!' and was like on you go. lol. then he nearly ran a red light and slammed on the breaks, almost sending the gaggle of older ladies at the front careening to the ground. he had to slam on the breaks and jolt the whole bus a second time later in the route because of a rogue lollypop man who'd come out because of roadworks. one of the old ladies said 'am glad ave nae got any eggs! ha ha!' and everyone on the bus laughed jovially. kind of a sitcomesque bus journey

Me and the girls after 2 cups of suspicious stew

recently i was looking at the most downvoted posts on r/stoicism

ocd will have me thinking i cant text "here now if you wanna head over" because i sound like blowjob mario with a walkie talkie

nobody thinks this way, you are a broken person

I DIDNT CLICK ON YOUR FUCKING AD TUMBLR!!!!! tbh this app is becoming so unusable

I DIDNT CLICK ON YOUR FUCKING AD TUMBLR!!!!! tbh this app is becoming so unusable

I DIDNT CLICK ON YOUR FUCKING AD TUMBLR!!!!! tbh this app is becoming so unusable