*Holding my hand out to the horizon*
suns getting low. switch all the carts from sativa to indica
*exiting my tent in the morning to see a large enemy legion just across the shallow riverbed * Sativas on soldiers.... we'll need the strength today. May the gods give us the right amount of anxiety to overcome this
*the clear river we drank out of just last night has become a cloudy red, soaked by the blood of my soldiers. i look around to see only a few of us remain. Out manned, Out armed, Out flanked. The desperation fills the air* This is it my friends. Its been an honor fighting alongside you all.... equip the hybrid carts. We may be destined for hell but we shall drag them down with us!
*Holding my hand out to the horizon*
suns getting low. switch all the carts from sativa to indica
*exiting my tent in the morning to see a large enemy legion just across the shallow riverbed * Sativas on soldiers.... we'll need the strength today. May the gods give us the right amount of anxiety to overcome this
Couple months ago I got cleft in twain and as I was split from my bottom half a demon's curse or some shit I guess regenerated me but it regenerated both parts of me so now there was two me, which was actually really sick in battle. Like me and the Clone me did some really cool tag team moves on the bad guy and stuff and like we save the day and what not but ever since we got back home and I realized he was now going to be my roommate that's when shit went bad because he said he shouldn't have to pay the rent because he was the legs that is now a people and I should have to continue on paying the rent because I was the head and upper body that just got his legs chopped off so technically he's a whole new guy and im a guy whos always existed but i just got legs. So I get that but like he ate all my fucking cereal man