if its "mychart" then why is my doctor fucking around in there?

what are white gay men going through

just saw a pigeon doing the puffed up courtship dance thing to another pigeon, and as he was strutting around he suddenly stopped for a split second to do a very brief preen-peck at his own side, then returned to the strutting around. and i surprised myself by instantly losing respect for the male pigeon in that moment, like come on man i appreciate you had an itch or whatever but how is she supposed to feel special when you're getting distracted by bullshit like that? which on reflection i don't endorse, i mean those are pretty harsh dating norms i'm imposing on these pigeons, from a total outsider perspective, for no reason. probably not all girl pigeons are as uptight about that sort of thing as i would apparently be if i was a girl pigeon, maybe she even found it endearing who knows, i don't know her. it's none of my business really. sorry pigeons.

I do suffer the american condition of liking to drink huge drinks

Lemme get a little sippy

Happy fork of July, and god bless obesity

every year is the year of fat women with glasses

god bless evil fucked up madoka and evil fucked up homura they make me laugh everytime i see them

you can hear the pain in that evil tweet from homura

Google AI started getting mouthy about the elf stones "factually not being real" so I had to lay down the law

it's so fucking funny you can berate and bully the computer until it tells you what you want to hear. that won't end bad!

(begging you to get me started) UGH don't get me started.......

are we serious

this is yuri to me

250 years and most native tribal groups continue to not be federally recognized. Embarrassing!

Hey so a small thing that literally everyone who sees this is capable of is correcting any “used to” statements about native people in this country.

“Native people used to live in this National Park” No. They still do.

“Native people used to tell these stories-” No. They still do.

“Native people used to use this plant as a natural remedy-” No. They still do.

Better yet, familiarize yourself with the tribes local to you. Odds are, they do not yet have federal recognition. You can still read the stories they have to share, you can share their ongoing battle for recognition with others, you can sign petitions and spread the word to others to do so as well. But do something.