Very neat that oysters create pearls as a defense against irritants, but also sad that the pearl is just… stuck in them forever

Anyway this is my dream oyster build-

Oyster mermaid~

ah fuck, so sorry ma’am-

If you’re a fruit, make sure to NOT ferment your natural sugars into alcohol before your work interview.

Inspired by this diva

Found out I can use HOLO FOIL for the cover of my next art book. The magnitude of this new information can not be overstated

I will birth the shiniest, iridescent, rainbowiest art book known to man

Examples of two holo foil prints I’ve made… I fear I’ve been made too powerful. The global economy will shift once this book drops

Seraph in the headlights

This is the celestial deer in natural lighting, turns out it’s actually a pigeon…?

me and my thousand gfs at the capers party<3

No one talks about how hard it is to go from being “Good at drawing for your age” to “Adult lacking social skills with bad posture”

Yes I can draw my enemies pregnant, but at what cost…