i saw someone licking their wound and felt really bad for them - that must taste awful! so i decided to do them a favor and add some salt in there

As others have pointed out, blood is already salty. It’s also got some good umami notes.

If you really want to liven up the flavor, try some lemon juice, the acidity will balance nicely and still sting like hell.

Was doodling a comic idea so I wouldn't forget it but I liked it enough as it is so yknow what. Here

i didn't realize it was this long until i put all the pics together...

there will never be anything as funny as the mutual disbelief between long form and short form fic writers about each other's style.

short form writers look at people writing 100k+ fics as though this is some sort of talent given as part of a fae bargain, that the commitment required shows some sort of ungodly mental fortitude.

meanwhile long form writers look at people writing 1000 word one shots like god I would cut off my left nipple to be able to say anything concisely. i would love to play with multiple ideas. free me from the shackles of this child I have birthed. i love them but I now must take them to t-ball and doctor's appointments and they're going to destroy everything I own.

MGT Round 2

Propaganda

Neon Kurama

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

Gift for @flaim-ita for the Girls Remix Exchange! Thank you to @girlsremixex for organizing it :]

I had so many ideas bouncing around and these pages are what I landed on!

Also here are the charcater sketches I did to figure out their designs : D

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Aro and ace activism is housing reform, is well-funded public housing, is an expansion of affordable housing, is allowing single people to get affordable and public housing, is rent controls to make it possible for single people to be able to afford to live alone on a single salary.

Aro and ace activism is healthcare reform, so that no one needs to rely on a spouse for health insurance, so that healthcare is available to everybody regardless of income, so that no one’s lived experiences or basic dignity are dismissed or overridden by doctors

Aro and ace activism is well-funded and expansive public transit, so that you don’t need to have someone on hand to drive you places if you are incapacitated, so that you don’t have to pay for an ambulance if you need to get to the hospital quickly

Aro and ace activism is disability and elder care services, so that no one needs a spouse to care for them, so that no one needs children to care for them, so that marriage is not a bind for disabled people, so that people on disability who want to and can live alone can

Aro and ace activism is community-building, it’s public events, it’s free social activities, it’s mutual aid, it’s activities that bring community members together without socializing relying on just a romantic partner

Aro and ace activism is developing a culture of believing when people tell you who they are and what they want rather than assuming you know them better than they know themselves

Aro and ace activism means a better world for people without “normative” desires or “normative” social support, which means a better world for everybody

My @girlsremixex exchange gift for ao3 user PsycheDelic138

Some extra concepts and notes below

stop. analyse that text through the lens of its author's intentions and original historical context. okay now take the author out back and kill them dead and analyse that text as though it were published by your mutual yesterday and is in direct conversation with the contemporary discourse that's most relevant to your life. okay now pick your favorite angle of interpretation and come up with the strongest possible argument against it. now imagine that the text is your best friend and that it means you well and that you naturally give it every benefit of the doubt because you're on its side and you want the best for it. now imagine that the text wants you dead and it'll eat you if you don't eat it first. now pretend that you found this text locked away in a cave with no evidence of when or where it came from and you have to divine its meaning solely through its internal coherence and nothing else. okay now address the elephant in the room aspect of the text you've been ignoring because you find it boring or confusing or uncomfortable and become the number one expert on it. now spend forty minutes assigning all the characters dnd classes with at least three sentences of reasoning each. okay now do the cha cha slide.

tragedy protagonist categories:

thank you hamlet prince of denmark for being the character ever for the 437th year in a row

self-awareness check, list five things you like that aren't media pieces in the tags now ‼️

FUCK. i think i have to learn blender

the humble manual smoothie maker after they break their hands:

every day i log in here and get beat up by genies

HEY !!!!

the horse when asked what he would like for dinner

put a bullet in me already why dont you

hold on. everyone shut up. i need to cry about the concept of a touch-starved gun

Fanfic Writers: Director’s Cut

Askbox is open all weekend if anyone wants to play!

we built this city

don’t focus on your responsibilities you need to make gay shit for a dying fandom