i can't even remember what i ate the first few days my tongue was pierced. my swelling was BAD

fresh lip piercings will have you doing shit like cutting up a granola bar with a knife and fork

i still genuinely don't understand the point of a smart watch, except for the athletic ones if youre actually that into exercise and stuff. but who tf is out here texting/calling on a watch instead of just pulling out their phone

our employee restrooms are actually just the public restrooms here because they're the only ones here. truly hell on earth because they're single stall but anyone can walk in because the stall locks ofc. idk who designed this but i just had the most mortifying experience trying to take a shit and now i remember why last year i always ran across the street to use the restroom at another business for no. 2