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Olivier Danvy
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"Until the dolphin flies
and parrots live at sea." Stevie Wonder "As usual, something funny happens at the left of the arrow." John Reynolds Aarhus, June 27, 2000 "Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose." Alphonse Karr (1808-1890) "A mathematician is expected to sit at his computer and think." Hari Seldon "Or thwim." John McCarthy "Humour is the affectionate communication of insight." Leo Rosten Knox: "Forgive me for asking a crass and naive question --- but what is the point of devising a machine that cannot be built in order to prove that there are certain mathematical statements that cannot be proved? Is there any practical value in all this?" Turing: "The possibilities are boundless." Breaking the Code |
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Recent work:
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"It is fairly obvious that I am not uninfluenced by Peter Landin and Christopher Strachey and that I do not regret their influence upon me." Edsger W. Dijkstra "Quand je n'ai plus de rouge, je prends du bleu." ("When I run out of red, I take some blue.") Pablo Picasso "Dixie," I said, "you got to understand this kind of work. I don't have a game plan. I sort of feel my way along. When I run into something I don't know, I try to find out. When I find out enough, then maybe there's a way to figure out what to do. And maybe there isn't. You can't know until you find out what there is to find out." Spenser "What are the facts? Again and again and again --- what are the facts? Shun wishful thinking, ignore divine revelation, forget what "the stars foretell", avoid opinion, care not what the neighbors think, never mind the unguessable "verdict of history" --- what are the facts, and to how many decimal places? You pilot always in to an unknown future; facts are your only chance. Get the facts!" Lazarus Long "Facts, Hercule, facts. Nothing matters but the facts. Without them the science of criminal investigation is nothing more than a guessing game. [...] Now then, the facts in this case are..." Inspector Jacques Clouseau "The fact of 0 is 1 and the fact of n is n times the fact of n-1." (Popular mantra in some computer-science circles.) "On theories such as these we cannot rely. Proof we need. Proof!" Yoda "Proof may be a luxury we cannot afford." Mace Windu "Beware of theories without theorems." Marcel-Paul Schützenberger |
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The
last chance Texaco
(in reference to Rickie Lee Jones, and courtesy of Jürgen Koslowski). "I am continuing." Ian Watson (in answer to "How are you doing?") |
Forthcoming events: |
"Here we stand,
peering down the dizzying depths of doom drop! Do we turn around and retreat to the stupefying security of home and hearth? OR do we brave the descent, risk demise, and experience the flood of somatic sensation that screams that we are alive, gloriously alive, however temporarily??" Calvin |
Recent events:
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"Nostalgy is not what it used to be."
Anon. "But the years went by and the strip just died Susie Derkins left us for some foreign guy Long nights crying by our flying machine Dreams of Spaceman Spiff and of breaking free But they'll never still the "boinks" we've got Getting Rid Of these so Slimy girlS Running fast as the weeks went past We really thought being six years would last Well character building is something shocking When Miss Wormwood just can't keep still I never knew such a boring time and I guess I never will Oh boarding again those wagon flights With monster fights under the bed at night And the character building was out of sight La... lalalalala... (ad libitum)" with friendly technical thanks to Jan Midtgaard for sharing his songwriting expertise and dutiful apologies to Calvon John and Hobbsie Taupin |
Miscellany:
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"The urgent kills the important."
Anon. |
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"Don't get cocky, kid.
It's when you're taking bows that the world most likes to kick your butt." Sarah Connor |
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"And that is an encouraging thought."
Gandalf |
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"Moonlight Sonovanata.
The moon most watched on Earth." Victor Borge (1909-2000) "There's one in every crowd." Eric Clapton |
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"Professor Schickele appears
courtesy of his mother." from The Abduction of Figaro. The last minute is a dangerous time. |
| One person's program is another program's data. | June 27, 2008 -- danvy hat daimi dot au dot dk |