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T’Pen and Marmalade - a Vulcan adopts a cat - with reblog additions! - another long version - the one that also includes Sivok

WIP I never wrote about a dragon adopting a human

Alien gender metaphor

The one about the alien worms (made before the Dune movie came out, even)

  • Want more of my fiction writing? 

Happy news! I have an Ao3. My fanfic is also under Azzandra, and my original fiction is now under Whydah

I have written for a bunch of fandoms over the course of the years, included but not limited to Girl Genius, Homestuck, Fire Emblem: Three Houses, Dishonored, and most recently Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System.

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swellegant - for clothing and outfits I find interesting to look at

places - for places I find interesting to look at

pretty things - for accessories and furniture I find interesting to look at. Objects in general.

*shrug emoji* - this is the tag I use for posts where I just talk. About stuff. Any kind of stuff.

game blather - video game observations, observational humor, and opinions. 

writing blather - talking about writing in general, or about stuff I’m writing in particular. If I post a link to some new story or update, I will sometimes also use this tag

dream journaling for fun and profit - posts about some of the more entertaining or compelling dreams I’ve had

  • Okay but what am I up to these days?

I’m trying to work more on my original fiction. Recent things I’ve been posting includes Missed and Begotten, a slice-of-life fantasy story with a focus on worldbuilding, and a main character who’s cranky on main but keeps getting put into Situations.

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Great. A week ago a drone blew up an apartment building in Galați, now another drone was found and then blew up in the port of Constanța. Now there’s apparently a bunch of other underwater drones in the area.

People were saying the Russians were testing boundaries when their drones kept AcCiDeNtAlLy crossing over the border and taking casual strolls through Romanian air space, now they’re checking how close they can come to killing people.

Authorities are saying the drones in Constanța are ‘of the type used in the war in Ukraine’ but like. Come on bro. We know whose drones that would be. It’s not the Ukrainians who have been gleefully pelting us with drone shrapnel since the war began.

Anyway, a reporter caught the moment the drone exploded:

*shrug emoji*Youtube
bramblepatch
discoursedrome

The AI encyclical doesn't yet have a Latin translation, because even though the Latin version is "official", it takes six to twelve months longer to prepare than all the others, an issue exacerbated by the use of terms that don't already have established neolatin translations. Since the timing is important and they don't want to rush the Latinists, they seem to have decided a few years back to move the Latin versions "off the critical path", even though this adds a layer of absurdity to the whole business.

Since the encyclicals are still issued simultaneously in like ten other languages, this leaves it uncertain which version should be considered official -- it's likely that it was first written in Italian or perhaps English, then translated, but when the Latin version finally comes out like a year from now, it will retroactively be considered the official copy, and all the others will be considered vernacular translations of it. Which is already a funny story about where pragmatism meets tradition, but in reading about this I found some commentary from someone formerly of the Vatican's Latin office, who mentioned something even better: that one benefit of this process was that the Vatican got to see the public discourse about the document while translating it, which gave them a chance to tailor it to any controversies or confusion that might arise, so that, for instance, if there were competing readings of a passage based on subtle differences between translations, they could pick which one to favour after the fact. This means that this is sort of like Steam Early Access for papal encyclicals.

bramblepatch
notanupstandingcitizen

people who learned about greek mythology due reasons that DONT involve having read percy jackson at 12 freak me out, like what the FUCK was going on in your life that you found out that zeus turned into a pigeon to woo his wife like HOW

cavegirlpoems

tumblr users baffled by the concept of engaing with things that aren't YA fiction and fandom.

tabbycatcarnival

All my knowledge of Greek mythology comes from FGO

it was just part of the school curriculum
phoenixyfriend
dragon-in-a-fez

every Porsche vehicle in Russia stopped working, for reasons that are unclear but apparently related to their anti-theft satellite connection, and I need everyone to understand that this is bad.

it's bad if this was intentional and a company can just decide to brick your car remotely whenever they like. it's bad if this was accidental and your car needs a constant connection to a satellite or it stops functioning.

it's bad even though it's Porsche because if they can do it to rich people with luxury cars they can do it to anyone. it's bad even though it's Russia because a) not every Russian is responsible for the acts of the Russian government and b) if they can do it in Russia they can do it anywhere.

this is not a "lol Russia get pwned" moment, this is another example of corporations ending the concept of ownership.

that's fuuuuckedwhat do you mean a LUXURY CAR has DRM like some overpriced video game