given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

if people dont start appreciating lavonte more i am going to blow up the sun.

i keep seeing posts saying that ally is playing the "put together" character of the season. and while hj knows some things, he is not the one pushing the group forward in their plans.

hj's successes include mewing at a college party, making a c tier flier on canva, declaring a screaming man dead to then jump on top of a roof, and buying two scooters on next day-delivery.

lavonte has closed a business deal, found town locals that can explain town history, dug up city council records (with darkness man's help), hired an assistant, and is actively planning to interviene in the purpee political landscape.

lavonte might be running on power and blood cocaine but he is RUNNING

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

Can I be honest with yall I don't want to hear SHIT against cishets at pride this year

oh tumblr staff definitely noticed the transphobe allegations and put the entire lgbtq+ in it LMAO

Happy Pride Month to those two women dancing together in the foreground of the boat scene in Godzilla (1954).

I’m sorry your romantic foibles were overshadowed by a big ass atomic lizard thing.

Edit: this post is blowing up so I’m gonna shamelessly plug my art account. Follow me and I’ll draw the Godzilla lesbians @thenonbinaryfriendnamedcrumb

fantasies about vampires coming to your town to fall in love with you and make hot vampire sex to you: old, outdated, boring

fantasies about vampires coming to your town to improve the public infrastructure, destroy the rich families milking you for money, and perhaps also making hot vampire sex to you (or helping you make hotter sex with your partner of many years): rejuvenating, what we need in this day and age, modern

Me watching the first episode of City Council of Darkness

Top 3 things people love insisting they don't have despite it being impossible

Hearing about the secret Slack channels and text threads and email chains everyone was using to hide the Entire Castle from Sam is extremely funny on its own, and even funnier because at the same time, Sam was stressing himself and probably the other half of the cast and crew out trying to hide 100k and a dad from Jacob Wysocki. Layers upon fucking layers of deception happening over at Normal Comedy Show Dot Com.

the best thing about rulette 2 is that i do think it adds substantial mechanical improvements to the game design of the first iteration — paul and sam as ‘players’ intended to follow and be called out on rules, interesting new rules/prompts/modifiers, the golden rule concept, etc. — but all of that slowly but surely becomes overshadowed by josh ruben landing by chance on all of the specific rules that transform him into a baby-themed tongue-heavy gyrating monster

rulette 2 is just demi and anna playing and slowly ruining sam's life with their chaos and then josh ruben in his own personal saw trap

when Game Changer briefly becomes Game Changers

this is one of, if not the best screenshot i've ever gotten from a game changer episode in my entire fucking life

game changer rulette 2 gifs without context

Yes yes i know love is love. But they are still killing CHILDREN. over this.