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That Ex-Redditor who somehow speedran Tumblr
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That Ex-Redditor who somehow speedran Tumblr

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

I guess I should probably put an intro blog.

This is my trash pile. It contains things I like and random thought scribbles about whatever I felt like thinking.

While you’re here, why not donate to my local Pride organization. We’re located in Central Florida, so they could use all the support they can get.

Full Series Discussions:

I’ve made several liveblogging posts where I go through each episode, chapter, etc of a series (usually manga) and talk about them. You can find the main index at #Full Series Discussions

Current series: Ouran High School Host Club, Metaphor Re:Fantazio

Tags:

  • #original post: Posts that I made
  • #reblog response: Reblogs where I said something
  • #chickens: See pictures and posts about my pet chickens
  • #reddit vs tumblr: Collection of my and other reddit refugees’ experiences with Tumblr
  • #Saga of Containment Breach: View the chronicle of me joining Tumblr and somehow getting a 100K post in my first week.
  • #At university: Stuff related to life as a University Graduate Student studying Bioinformatics
  • #Infinite Reblog Post: View a post of mine that is several hundreds of reblogs long and has caused multiple system-stress bugs and crashed the Tumblr app for multiple users (WARNING: you may experience technical issues if you interact with the infinite reblog post. The infinite reblog post may potentially fail to load properly on Desktop)
  • #asks: I respond to asks and cat pics sent to me
  • #poll: Polls I’ve done
  • #media analysis: I talk about whatever media I’m interested
  • #i try pc gaming: My posts about me attempting to get Steam to work on my computer
  • #20 new restaurants challenge: I try out 20 new restaurants as part of a 2025 new year’s resolution

More as I feel like it.

Fandoms I’ve posted about:

Things you might find:

  • animal pictures
  • flowers
  • fandom stuff
  • long philosophical discussions
  • math


Feel free to DM me or ask if you’d like to

  • have me look at your artwork
  • play Monster Hunter World(PS4)
  • play Bloodborne (PS4)
  • play Mario Kart
  • talk about One Piece, Spy x Family or whatever manga you might be interested in
  • tell me about your day

Welcome. Feel free to steal anything not nailed down.

Pinned Post Introductory post about me
sailor-arashi
tobiasdrake

Ganondorf: What.
Zelda: Yeah, Link and I have been talking-- Well, I've been talking, but he's a very good listener. Not the point! Point is, we're tired. We're tired of doing these curse loopies over and over and over again forever. We think it's unfair to keep making us do this without any input from us. So! We've decided to form a labor union.
Ganondorf: A labor union.
Zelda: Right. We want better working conditions and compensation.
Ganondorf: Aren't you literally the Forever Princess?
Zelda: Yes, but Link always reincarnates into a mud hole made of sticks.
Link: YAP!!!
Zelda: Oh, good point. And he wants weekends off. Me, I want better safety conditions. I'm tired of being dragged away in chains. They chafe. Plus, the last time, I tripped and nearly fell down the stairs. I'm not a child. I can walk on my own. Also, if my cells could be better furnished for the duration of my captivities, that'd be great.
Ganondorf: And you're telling this to me because...?
Zelda: Well, we just thought you might want to join in. Right now we've got me, Link, the Sages or whatever they're called in this iteration, and also a random farm girl for some reason? I'm not sure why.
Malon: I brought milk!
Zelda: She brought milk.
Ganondorf: Okay, but... I'm the embodiment of Demise's curse. The curse that did all this. I don't unionize. I'm pretty sure I'm the thing you're unionizing against.
Zelda: Oh.
Ganondorf: Yeah.
Zelda: I hadn't considered that. Well, this is awkward.
Ganondorf: Tell me about it.
Zelda: Well... do you agree to our terms?
Ganondorf: No.
Zelda: Then we'll have to take labor action.
Ganondorf: What kind of--
Zelda: SEVEN SAGES BANISHMENT SEAL!!!
Ganondorf: DUUUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!
Zelda: ...
Link: ...
Zelda: Yeah, I don't know if that worked either. We might have just set ourselves up for another round. Damn it!
Malon: Want some milk?
Zelda: Yes. Yes, I do. Thank you, random farm girl.
Malon: Don't mention it!

tobiasdrake

Zelda: That, Link, is the Blood Moon. Every Friday evening, it shines in the sky and sweeps away all the monsters and dark magic from Hyrule. Then, on Monday morning, the Blood Moon returns and restores all of the creatures, including the ones that were slain the previous week. We're not really sure why, but we're grateful for the reprieve.

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Ganondorf: After being banished for the thirty seventh repeat and some...militant class solidarity by the Bokoblins, I am considering this union idea.

Zelda: Ok, so we are in agreement that we will receive a break every three cycles?

Ganondorf: Acceptable. I also would like to add a clause that says that I cannot be impaled through the head more than once every ten cycles.

Link: aahahaaa, hyaaaa, ahaah!

Zelda & Ganondorf: Agreed.

Malon: I have question about motion five to evenly distribute tasks every 4 cycles. Do we have to change are outfits for our new jobs?

Zelda: I can add a clause saying that you can perform any position in any outfit you want if it helps.

Malon: Actually, I was wondering if I can wear the cape when it's my turn to be the lord of evil.