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Been fucking around with drawing some scenes from critical role, should I do more?
why have i been getting such an influx of reblogs on this lately? i drew it 5 years ago and its ass 😭
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The downside to naming your pet something pathetic is the fact that, when something serious happens to it, you are faced with the harsh reality that it is a living, breathing being. So, when your dog, Diarrhea Machine, tragically dies due to 47 consecutive rattlesnake bites, do not expect me to feel great levels of sorrow.
And yet I still cried when I learned of cumlord’s passing
does anyone have any good femc x aragaki fic recommendations that arent like, hyper-heteronormative and gender performative?
Im used to reading gay fics and I’d like to recapture that vibe with this straight pairing, but most of the fics ive tried have left me feeling very uncomfortable. Obvs no hate to the authors, diff people like diff things but I cant stand the dynamic I usually see.
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You ever seen a dog get real upset at another dog? I have, and it always perplexes me. After decades of study into dogs, here's what I think is going on. While regular humans are unknowable and vaguely enjoyable on average, a dog knows exactly what that other mutt is up to. Probably wants to steal his Snausages®.
It is for this reason that I am suspicious of my fellow junkyard denizens. There is a strange sense of competition, even when it is obvious that the other guy is not even there for the same brand you are. After all, if you give him a tip that a certain generation of Honda ECU is valuable, maybe he'll pull them all and put them on eBay when you're not looking. You can't be sure.
My rational mind (small as it is) knows that this is capitalist nonsense, a false scarcity. There are more of these ECUs left in existence than can ever possibly be demanded, even if every car pervert in the world suddenly switched to desiring this generation of Prelude. Some dude in Iowa probably has a cornfield full of them, and yet we are divided, out of fear that we might not be able to fill an entire trunk with these precious parts. And that's just the ECU: who knows what's expensive and hard-to-find in, say, this Suzuki? The Suzuki guys won't tell me, they're too suspicious of my ulterior motives. Their Snausages® are under threat at all times.
How do we break out of this loop, so that the freaks hanging out at the junkyard can at last be friends? Our bitter rivalry must come to an end if we are to confront our true enemy, the guy who decides how much road salt to use in the winter. And once he's gone, there will be low-mileage, rust-free shitboxes aplenty, ideally only with a little bit of damage on the tail lights. I got a lot of those in my basement, because some idiot once told me that they fetch a pretty penny on eBay around January.
who are you?
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it drives me absolutely nuts how much Ramattra talks about "together" and "united we will" while being utterly alone... sure, he might have talon behind him, and surely a global organization of null sector's scale cannot be a one-man project, but straight up i don't believe he has any friends. i think even if someone tried, it'd be hard for him to let people in again, the way he did for lanet and zera and nameless. not that they were besties or anything, but a tight inner circle is still intimate than anything he has now. united, together, but by myself...
Him having humanoid soldiers with tiddies is equivalent to a lonely nerd with an army of body pillows
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y'all ever think about how insane the sauropods were
this is a leg off of Argentinosaurus and its already the size of a two story house like LOOK at the size of these fuckers
the fact that any land animal ever got to be as large as this is insane. this shit is only beat by fucking whales, creatures that dont have to support their weight on legs
If you ever get the chance, I’d highly recommend the giant dinosaurs exhibit at the academy of sciences in california! They have multiple life-sized bones and recreations of dinosaurs, including a model of leg bones just like the ones shown here. Seeing it in person caused my brain to reboot because of just how massive those animals must have been. Truly awe-inspiring
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I hate the internet so fucking much man it started with don't give your personal information and now when I make an insta account with a mail that isn't connected to my entire life and put an anonymous name there my account is suspended for violating guidelines because, well they just don't know who I am how can they trust me with this piece of shit platform
Thats why I love tumblr! My friends had to put in some actual effort before they could make fun of me for furry fanart!