Thanos Car wins piston cup

Piston cup!

man of few words i see!

with the resurgence in popularity of calvin & hobbes, I’m so surprised no one has included this

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

holdon

what the fuck is going on in this site's backend

Shout-out to aromantic people whose lives are so fucking busy that they periodically forget what day of the week it is. today is Wednesday, June 5th. Happy Aromantic Visibility Day.

Today is Thursday, June 5th. Happy Aromantic Visibility Day.

It's June 5th again!

if u think abt it i guess bald ppl are the most aerodynamic. i bet if u shot a bald person out of a cannon they wld fly way further than a haired person

which of course is a huge advantage in day to day life

blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed

blowjob? more like job blows! #employed

homunculus let out into the yard for a few minutes of recreational getting thrown from the roof time