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Hai :3 Welcome to my Tumblr blog :3
No DNI, blocks liberally
Death hawk moth emoji by @whimsy-flags edited to have transmascneufem colors
Pinned
Hai :3 Welcome to my Tumblr blog :3
No DNI, blocks liberally
Death hawk moth emoji by @whimsy-flags edited to have transmascneufem colors
Oh, this definitely belongs on Tumblr.
From the Nib, by Mattie Lubchansky
It lives in the arcade and leaves sticky little footprints on the linoleum. Naming it Gumble
:D
Something my dear friend said to me that i think fits
Can I be honest with yall I don't want to hear SHIT against cishets at pride this year
"But it's not FOR them!!!" The biggest military power in the world belongs to a christofascist nation overseen by a felon found guilty of 34 federal crimes and has greenlit a gestapo with more direct funding than the entire military of Canada for the purpose of ethnic cleansing. Let Hetero Jessica throw some biodegradable glitter at a municipal parade
At this point if anyone is trying to exclude anyone benignly pro-queer from a pro-queer space I'm just going to assume you're a fed or something idk like something something destabilize the movement from within or whatever
happy aromantic visibilty day to one of my fav fandom wiki comments
Iran you have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever
i understand that it's unreasonable to expect a band on world tour to play in every country in the world but i do think they should only be allowed to call it a world tour if they play in every continent. we need to make it embarrassing to say world tour and then not even step foot in africa
Aw, a cute puppy! ^_^
This picture (and this blog) might look family-friendly at first glance, but look deeper! See it? Yep, that’s a dick. But so far, this is only a:
This means, every friday there will be much more than just puppies with dick shaped fur colours, but actual naked dicks, bare butts and RL explicit PORN on this blog. I mean it. Explicit porn. No kidding. Guys getting it on in form of pictures, gifs and videos. The whole package. Don’t say you weren’t warned!
If you don’t want any of that on your dash, you can easily blacklist the tag “penis friday” - all posts are reliably tagged.
This blog is officially marked adults only for good reason… ^_~
what the fuck
have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.
they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.
their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.
longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years
toxic flesh
has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.
lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion
largest genome of any shark
eats everything including moose and polar bears
ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you
this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard
just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !
Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!
I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks
Drugs are morally neutral. Doing or not doing drugs is not an indicator of how good a person is. There are addicts who’d give you the shirt off their back, and sober people who poison the homeless for fun.

