functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

Now a functionally suicidal character saying “I will live for you”. Now that’s a dynamic I can sink my teeth into.

now how about a functionally suicidal character saying "I will sell hot dogs for you"

Hotdog vender lays down their life to protect their suicidal partner, who then takes over the hotdog stand to carry on their memory...

It's like talking to a 2010 Old Spice commercial with you people

we are never going to be free until it literally doesnt matter whether a person is ugly or not

we are never going to be free until it literally doesnt matter whether a person is ugly or not

We are never going to be free until it literally doesn't matter weather a person is ugly or not.

Drinking soda is better than drinking nothing all day. Eating ice cream for dinner is better than eating nothing for dinner. Eating salsa is better than having no produce in your diet at all.

Water is way more hydrating than soda, but soda is more hydrating than nothing. A balanced meal is way more nutritious than ice cream, but ice cream is more nutritious than nothing.

Something is better than nothing. Some hydration is better than no hydration. Some nutrients are better than no nutrients. Some produce is better than no produce.

Don't let societally imposed food guilt trick you into believing that nothing is a better choice. Nourishing your body, however you can, is always the better choice. Fed is best. Always.

I'm still salty that she wasn't shown in the ending when she was basically the main character of the comics

martin doodle to vent how much i hate summer heat

it's a lesson i wish i'd learned so so much earlier in life but am grateful that i figured out eventually:

you can just...be fat. you can still do all the things you want and even though there are challenges in this fatphobic world, you can have a happy and fulfilling life while fat.

it's great.

you were not put on this earth to make yourself smaller

no, i don’t care what your brain is saying, you deserve to eat. you deserve food. you deserve to live.

You have so much more purpose in life than trying endlessly to offer the world a thin body.

Still rocking an NFT icon in this day and age is like seeing a confederate flag on the back of someone’s truck. You lost 100 years ago, fucker, it’s over.

After accidentally summoning something not from this world, all you can think to ask is to breathe better. You’ve always had a breathing problem, and you want it gone. “Oh honey, That’s all?” she says, “you’re such a good soul, I can help with so much more. I’ll help, on the house, for you.”

Me and my breathing problems feel personally targeted

jon moments before getting his ribs taken illustrated

I think people draw him too cute, so I made him cuter:3

yesyesyesyESYESYESSSS

Draw him FREAKY and UNNERVING and FUCKED UP yessssss

the dissociation domain

The Grad Student Shuffle- Christ Fleming

when you see something that needs to be done and you think “someone should take care of that” just remember that you’re someone

More sappy Jmart nonsense - laundry day at the safehouse, time to curl up on the couch with a book in your boxers while everything dries.

Oh ok